Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Wonderlandians love Cinco de Mayo. They do! They have no idea what it means, but they like the colors, and the music and the piñatas and it gives them a chance to put salt on the rim of their tea cups and well… you get it. Wonderlandians also have no idea when Cinco de Mayo happens. Someone just randomly ties the Dormouse up in the tree and breaks out the margarita mix and before you know it, it’s next week. If they knew what “next week” was. Anyway, for those of you playing at home, check out these fun facts:
Again, they have no idea what any of that means, and they think Mole Poblano is the guy that lives under the Hookah Guy’s mushroom. But they like the colors. Chances are you’ll get to celebrate Cinco de Mayo on The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour. The Wonder-hood usually gets all amped up when they hear the tour bus, and they loose it completely when everyone gets off in their tie dye t-shirts and Bermuda shorts and neon sneakers. They like the colors. Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video and hear Victoria read to you. For those of you that can read, let’s continue shall we When is The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour, you ask? *SOON* Mark your calendar. Don’t be late. Anyway, the salt starts getting rubbed on the tea cups and, little known fact, Wonderlandians eat a staggering amount of avocados on Cinco de Mayo. 81 million pounds of it. And if you want guacamole, great. They only care about the hard, brown seed thing in the center. It’s kind of like a Tootsie Pop to them. Hey, what do you care? More guacamole for you. So, happy Cinco de Mayo. Let’s celebrate. Remember, the Dormouse is not a piñata. Cinco de Mayo is NOT Mexico’s Independence Day, and wear something bright. They like the colors. Dude, who is Franklin Delano Roosevelt and what’s in it for me? Here, chew on this “Tootsie Pop” and get away from the Dormouse! Bottomline it for me
That’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy. See ya’ ~ Kevin p.s. The website is serving Tea Cup Margaritas all day. The Socials are handing out “Tootsie Pops”. p.p.s. I know this is “Day of the Dead” artwork. It just looks cooler than guacamole. p.p.s.s. Whenever you’re ready, here are some more cool ways you can play along:
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