SONG: Uglification and Derision

DAY 10:

LeARNING TO SPeAK WONDeR
LAND

YOU’RE LATe.

NO, i DON’T WANT A BeeR.

WHAT KIND? JUST KeeP UP.

♠️ Every culture has its own language, customs and traditions. Take France. They have a different word for everything.

♠️ You can pretty much use all these words anywhere, except around my Mom, cuz she will totally wash your mouth out with soap.

But you learned that the hard way didn’t you?

♠️ To really move around the Wonder-hood like a native, there are a few words and phrases one *MUST* know. AND, like the bail money we keep handy in the Tour Guide Office safe, we’ve got you covered.

DUDe, CHeCK OUT PaGe 20 IN YOUR GUIDe BOOK FOR THe MOST BOOJUM COLLeCTION OF FRABJOUS GALUMPH YOU COULD eVeR HOPe TO See.

Listen to Uglification and Derision. And be ready to use these words in a sentence!

✪  Play Me

✪ Read Me

Uglification and Derision
Music + Lyrics by Kevin Saunders Hayes

Right at the drop of a hat you can tell that it’s nothing like you’ve ever heard
Knowing the end of the story is going to ramble all sounding absurd
Is it the morale that you wanna hear
Is it the answer you’re hope is near
There’s nothing wrong with your phone
Tripping cuz you never leave it alone

Know that you’re thinking it really is crazy to think that it ever will stop
Feeling too lazy to go from the drop so if you want to go
you can go the direction that you want take
Don’t be afraid if it’s all a mistake
It was a drag to be small
Tripping to find it’s a drag to be tall
Right at the drop of a hat you can tell that it’s nothing like you’ve ever heard
And the end of the story is likely to ramble just sounding absurd

I don’t wanna talk about it
Say you love me but
But I doubt it

I don’t wanna talk about it
Say you love me but
But I doubt it

Still you keep talking about love like you’re fighting for air or it’s gone outta style
Crazy to know what you’ve done thinking maybe I’ll stay cuz that shit ain’t worthwhile
Not sure that’s something that I wanna change
Trying to figure out how to exchange
Thinking about how to arrange
Tripping cuz all that I’m feeling is strange

Right at the drop of a hat you can tell that it’s nothing like you’ve ever heard
But you can bet that the end of the story is going to ramble all sounding absurd
It’s not the morale you’re wanting to hear
It’s not the answer you’re hope is near
It isn’t there on your phone
Tripping cuz you never leave it alone

Gotta stop thinking it really is crazy to think of how long you can go
Feeling too lazy to go from the drop so if you want to go
You can go the direction that you wanna take
Why would you think that it’s all a mistake
Kind of a drag to be small
Stupid to find it’s a drag to be tall
Right at the get you can go on and tell that it’s something like you’ve never heard (word)
And the end of the story is likely to ramble just sounding absurd

I don’t wanna talk about it
Say you love me but
But I doubt it

I don’t wanna talk about it
Say you love me but
But I doubt it

Keeping a float for a minute and then get the feeling I’m starting to sink
Trying to write a full sentence to finish this thought but I’ve run out of ink
Not sure that I’ll ever finish this rhyme
Maybe I’ll figure it our over time
How do the words rearrange
Tripping cuz writing this line’s feeling strange

Right at the drop of a hat you can tell that it’s nothing like you ever heard
Knowing the end of the story is going to ramble all sounding absurd
Knowing you’re thinking it really is crazy to think
Feeling too lazy to go from the drop so if you want to go the direction that you
End of the story is likely to
It was a drag to be small
Tripping to find it’s a drag to be tall

WeLL THAT WAS JUST MIMSY.

AND NOW iS PROBABLY THe PeRFeCT TIME TO ReVieW RULeS #2, #4, #7 & #10 on PaGe 9 oF YOUR GUIDe BOOK. iGNORe THeM AT YOUR PeRIL!

And this is totally portmanteau to this slithy snark, but I’m gonna vorpal it here for you anyway. You’re welcome.

TODAY @ THE CLUB HOUSe

The jabberwocky is bringing his best chortle to the Club House tonight so beware, and get your Snark all Boojum.

You should tell your buddy.

Don’t be a galumph. Go get a buddy you mimsy.

OKAY, THAT’S iT FOR TODAY. MeeT BACK HeRe TOMORROW. At the same time. DON’T Be LATe. We GOTTA SCHeDULe.

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