Uglification and Derision
Music + Lyrics by Kevin Saunders Hayes

Right at the drop of a hat you can tell that it’s nothing like you’ve ever heard
Knowing the end of the story is going to ramble all sounding absurd
Is it the morale that you wanna hear
Is it the answer you’re hoping is near
Ain’t nothin’ wrong with your phone
Trippin’ cuz you never leave it alone

Know that you’re thinking it really is crazy to think that it ever will stop
Feeling too lazy to go from the drop so if you want to go
You can go the direction that you want take
Don’t be afraid if it’s all a mistake
It was a drag to be small
Trippin’ to find it’s a drag to be tall
Right at the drop of a hat you can tell that it’s nothing like you’ve ever heard
And the end of the story is likely to ramble just sounding absurd

I don’t wanna talk about it
Say you love me but
But I doubt it
I don’t wanna talk about it
Say you love me but
But I doubt it

Still you keep talkin’ about love like you’re fighting for air or it’s gone outta style
Crazy to know that you’ve done thinking maybe I’ll stay cuz that shit ain’t worthwhile
Not sure that’s something that I wanna change
Tryin’ to figure out how to exchange
Thinking about how to arrange
Trippin’ cuz all that I’m feeling is strange

Right at the drop of a hat you can tell that it’s nothing like you’ve ever heard
But you can bet that the end of the story is going to ramble all sounding absurd
It’s not the morale you’re wanting to hear
It’s not the answer you’re hoping is near
It isn’t there on your phone
Trippin’ cuz you never leave it alone

Gotta stop thinking it really is crazy to think of how long you can go
Feeling too lazy to go from the drop so if you want to go
You can go the direction that you wanna take
Why would you think that it’s all a mistake
Kind of a drag to be small
Stupid to find it’s a drag to be tall
Right at the get you can go on and tell that it’s something like you’ve never heard (word)
And the end of the story is likely to ramble just sounding absurd

I don’t wanna talk about it
Say you love me but
But I doubt it
I don’t wanna talk about it
Say you love me but
But I doubt it

Keeping afloat for a minute and then get the feeling I’m starting to sink
Trying to write a full sentence to finish this thought but I’ve run out of ink
Not sure that I’ll ever finish this rhyme
Maybe I’ll figure it out over time
How do the words rearrange
Trippin’ cuz writing this line’s feeling strange

Right at the drop of a hat you can tell that it’s nothing like you ever heard
Knowing the end of the story is going to ramble all sounding absurd
Knowing you’re thinking it really is crazy to think
Feeling too lazy to go from the drop so if you want to go
You can go the direction that you
End of the story is likely to
It was a drag to be small
Trippin’ to find it’s a drag to be tall