ADVENTURE 11:
Dancing Wonderland
Song: With What PorPoise
You’re late. What’s with the white suit?
Oh, okay. Yeah, you look just like Travolta. Just keep up.
Yep, today’s the day. Today we shake a tail feather and learn how we bust a move here in the down under. Not Australia, Wonderland. (sigh…)
Foxtrot, Tango, Charleston, The Mashed Potato, The Electric Slide, Moonwalk, Gangnam Style. What do they have in common?
They’re old, and… they’re dance steps. They are too. Ask your Mom.
Warm up those hips,
and listen to
With What PorPoise.
✰ Play Me
WITH WHAT PORPOISE
✰ Read Me
With What PorPoise
Music + Lyrics by Kevin Saunders Hayes
You know it’s kind of a disaster
You got to move a little faster
You never know it until you take a chance
You move it here just like a boxcar
Not sure that you can move it too far
Just use the kinda moves that can make romance
Day after tomorrow it could end before you start
Don’t forget the cup and saucer or you miss your favorite part
And it’s one for the money
Two for the show
Three to get ready and
Kind of a disaster move a little faster
Move it like a boxcar
Try to take it too far
Try to make a move that will stur up a romance
Day after tomorrow
Yeah the date is getting hazy
Don’t forget the cup and saucer
Here’s the part where it gets crazy
You can stop and you can mock me
You can turn and point your toes
You can bow before The Duchess
Here I’m gonna tell you more
If your shoes are extra shiny
If you find an eskimo
They can tell you ’bout the journey
And why you should never go
Time, time, time, time, time, time
Time, time, time, time, time, time
Time, time, time, time, time, time
Time, time, time, time, time
Hey now, hey now
Hey you’re going to fast
Hey now, hey now
Hey you’re going to fast
Hey now, hey now
Hey now
You know it’s kind of a disaster
You got to move a little faster
You never know it until you
Take a chance
You move here just like a boxcar
Not sure that you can move it too far
Just use the kinda moves that can make romance
That can make romance
Maybe make romance
Hey let’s make romance
No, that was great… really.
I’m not sure the Moonwalk works with the Foxtrot, but … like always, we’re not gonna leave you in the lurch.
Here’s an instructional video.
Check out Page 21 in your Guide Book. Stop crying. You’re gonna ruin your tights.
Glue these steps to the floor and be the star you are.
Yes… wear the headband.