DAY 12:

Luau Wonderland

SONG: Bring Me The List of Singers

You’re late.

No, I said “Luau”, not…

Never mind.

Just keep up.

The roaring fire. Pulsating tribal drums. Frenetic swooshing of grass skirts. All staples of the famous Hawaiian Luau.

And exactly the reason we don’t have any of that in Wonderland.

It’s another copyright thing.

But… we do have singers.

LOTS of singers.

Lots of really, really good singers.

And while they may not be in grass skirts, their playing card ensembles are very fetching. And the rhythmic pulse of the shuffling cards is enough to get the blood going in even the most no fun of no-funsters.

C’mon. Turn that frown upside down.

We’re gonna roast IMPOSSIBLE PORK, 100% plant-based “meat”, lovingly shaped to resemble a PIG.

And the party always gets crazy.

Listen to Bring Me The List of Singers.

Listen… and swoosh that grass skirt around.
We even have tiny umbrellas for those drinks.

✧ Play Me

✧ Read Me

Bring Me The List of Singers
Music + Lyrics by Kevin Saunders Hayes

Do Sol Do Do
Do Sol Do Do
Do Sol Do Do
Do Sol Do Do

Do Sol Do Do
Ti Fa Ti / La Re Mi La Re Mi La Re Mi
Do Sol Do Do
Ti Fa Ti / Sol Do Re Sol Do Re Sol Do

Try and catch my meaning
So this maybe bares repeating
Sing it

Off with your/her head
Off with your head

Don’t trifle with the treacle
If you want to see the sequel
Sing it

Off with your head
Off with your head

Off with your head
Off with your head

Look make it easy
A little sleazy in your backup singer routine

Sha na na na oo oo

Explicitly clean
With that part in between
That your mom thinks it kind of obscene

What is up with your Mom?

La Re Mi La Re Mi La Re Mi
Sol Do Re Sol Do Re Sol Do / Twinkle twinkle little bat where you at

La La, Re La, Mi La
Off with your head
Off with your head

Doggy Style Rap

Do Re Mi Fa Re Mi La Re Mi
Do Do Do Re

Twinkle twinkle small bat
Do Do Do Re
Like a tea tray
Do Do Do Re

Look, make it easy
A little sleazy in your backup singer routine
Oo, oo, baby, baby
Explicitly clean
With that part in between

Doggy Style Rap

That your mom thinks it kind of obscene

Seriously what is up with your mom

Twinkle, twinkle, small bat!
What the hell are you at!’
High you fly, Like a tea tray in the sky

Off with your head
Off with your head

Twinkle, twinkle, small bat
Like a tea tray

Look… I feel bad. You’ve got that grass skirt on and I want you to get a little Luau action tonight.

So that’s why we’re gonna play… LUAU BINGO.

Okay, it’s just BINGO, but if you go to PAGE 22 of your Guide Book, I guarantee you’re gonna be able to hear those ocean waves.

Today@ The Club House

Okay, it’s Luau Bingo tonight and we’ll have plenty of IMPOSSIBLE PIG for everybody. Don’t miss it!

Okay, that’s it for today.

It’s our last day, so DON’T BE LATE.

We gotta schedule!

Meet back here tomorrow.

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