DAY 13:

You Survived the Tour

Song: Entirely of Cardboard

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AUDIO GUIDE

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You’re late.

Can you even tell time?

Never mind. Just keep up.

I know. It’s bittersweet. We’ve all gotten closer, learned to work as a team and we’ve all grown as individuals. You not so much, but… you didn’t die, so, “Yeah!”

And a promise is a promise. You’re still breathing, so now you get to become an Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour Guide!!

And what do they get Monty?

These brave souls:

♠️ Get to go home!

♠️ And they get an Official Tour Guide Certificate (suitable for framing).

And stop calling me Monty.

You’re Tour Guides now. Which is great. ‘Cuz now I can get a break from this crap.

Now listen to today’s song,,, do it!

✧ Read Me

Entirely of Cardboard
Music + Lyrics by Kevin Saunders Hayes

Yeah no she’s really not a lady
Yeah her answer’s always maybe
I know what you’re thinking
Hey, is it all true

Not a chance with all that you’ve been seeing
It’s kinda sad if that’s the shit you say that you’re believing
I don’t know no how to say no different
Maybe if I work it from the middle

Hey is it all true
Maybe this will help explain it
Maybe
It just will take a little
Time to process
All that’s swimming ‘round your head

The process isn’t always pleasing
Okay it sounds a little sleazy
But all those horses and their men
Not sure that you can put it back a

Hey you’ve falling all to pieces
Why’d you think that
It was really nothing

Sort it out before too long I know you find that
You’re thinking
Hey if it’s all true

Then that mean that this
Time it will be
Different

If I or she should chance to be
Involved in something not quite fair
We trust you might still disagree
Exactly when I don’t know where
Nowhere

The process isn’t always pleasing
Okay it feels a little sleazy
But all those horses and their men
Not sure that you can put it back a

‘gain you’re falling all to pieces
It was really
Nothing sorted
Out before

You start again with all new different
Pieces and this time it will be different
Pieces and this time it will be different
Pieces and this time it will be different

No she’s really not a lady
Yeah, her answer’s always maybe
I know what you’re thinking hey is it all true
Yeah maybe it’s true

Not a chance with all that you’ve been seeing
It’s kinda sad if that’s the shit you say that you’re believing

I don’t know how to say no different
Yeah, maybe it’s true
Maybe if I work it from the middle
Maybe this will help explain it

Maybe

Today @

Remember, The Club House is always open.
Really, that’s why it’s so gross. They never clean anything.

Don’t be a stranger. Or DO be stranger & we’ll let you into the VIP Lounge.

(of course we have one of those)

No, I just have something in my eye.

Go to The Club House. Meet your buddy for a drink.

Okay, that’s it for today.

Do NOT meet back here tomorrow. I got another group and we gotta schedule.

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