DAY 13:

You Survived the Tour

Song: Entirely of Cardboard

You’re late. Can you even tell time?

Never mind. Just keep up.

I know. It’s bittersweet. We’ve all gotten closer, learned to work as a team and we’ve all grown as individuals. You not so much, but… you didn’t die, so, “Yea!”

And a promise is a promise.You’re still breathing, so now you get to become  an Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour Guide!!

And what do they get Monty?

These brave souls:

♠️ Get to go home!

♠️ And they get an Official Tour Guide Certificate (suitable for framing).

And stop calling me Monty.

You’re Tour Guides now. Which is great. ‘Cuz now I can get a break from this crap.

Song: Entirely of Cardboard

✧ Play Me

✧ Read Me

Entirely of Cardboard
Music + Lyrics by Kevin Saunders Hayes

No she’s really not a lady
Yeah her answer’s always maybe
I know what you’re thinking
Hey, is it all true?

Not a chance with all that you’ve been seeing
it’s kinda sad if that’s the shit you say that you’re believing
I don’t now how to say no different
Maybe if I work it from the middle

Hey is it all true
Maybe this will help explain it
Maybe
It just will take a little
Time to process
All that’s swimming ‘round your head

The process isn’t always pleasing
Okay it sounds a little sleazy
But all those horses and their men
Not sure that you can put it back a

Hey you’re falling all to pieces
Why’d you think that

It was really nothing

Sort it out before too long I know you find that
You’re thinking
Hey if it’s all true

Then that mean that this
Time it will be
Different

If I or she should chance to be
Involved in something not quite fair
We trust you might still disagree
Exactly when I don’t know where
No where

The process isn’t always pleasing
Okay it feels a little sleazy
But all those horses and their men
Not sure that you can put it back a

‘gain you’re falling all to pieces
It was really
Nothing sorted
Out before
You start again with all new different

Pieces and this time it will be different
Pieces and this time it will be different
Pieces and this time it will be different

No she’s really not a lady
Yeah, her answer’s always maybe
I know what you’re thinking hey is it’s all true
Yeah maybe it’s true

Not a chance with all that you’ve been seeing
It’s kinda sad if that’s the shit you say that you’re believing

I don’t know how to say no different
Yeah, maybe it’s true
Maybe if I work it from the middle
Maybe this will help explain it

Maybe

More, huh?

I get it.

It was a pretty special time.

I didn’t say good, I said special.

We put together this here Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour Limited Edition CD just for you (don’t tell the others). It’s a “Limited Edition” because, when they’re gone, they’re gone. Limited, get it?

You didn’t think we’d let you leave empty handed did you? Come on, why do you think the exit sign is on the other side of The Gift Shop?

Anyway, we didn’t want you getting all weepy so we put together this here
“Limited Edition” Tour CD.

Now, in addition to making you feel how grateful you are to have survived The Tour, this baby has a lot of awesome benefits. Like what? This “Limited Edition” CD…

♥️ Is Social Media Friendly ‘cuz you always need something to post

♥️ Is Kid Friendly (mostly:) so you don’t have to worry about being a bad parent

♥️ Compliments any home, fashion, or model of automobile so you won’t stick out like a sore thumb

♥️ Comes with beautiful album artwork so your life can be filled with nice things

♥️ Is Water Repellant so you can take it to the pool

♥️ Won’t wear out with repeated plays so you can play it again and again

♥️ Is 100% original so your brain can enjoy fresh, new, kick-ass entertainment

    Today @

    Remember, The Club House is always open.
    Really, that’s why it’s so gross. They never clean anything.

    Don’t be a stranger. Or DO be stranger & we’ll let you into the VIP Lounge.

    (of course we have one of those)

    Now go and get your

    Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour Limited Edition CD!

    They’re “Limited Edition” and when they’re gone, they’re gone, and if you miss out there’ll be crying and I just don’t need the drama.

    (No, I just have something in my eye.)

    Go to The Club House. Meet your buddy for a drink.

    Okay, that’s it for today.

    Do NOT meet back here tomorrow. I got another group and we gotta schedule.

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