Adventure 7: Mysteries of Wonderland

Song: What are you smilin’ at?


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You’re late.

What’s with the turban?

Never mind. Just keep up.

Think you got it all figured out, huh? Think I’m gonna come in here and whisk you off on some super cool new WonderHood adventure while you nurse last night’s hangover?

Yeah, I probably will, but today… today you won’t know what that adventure is!

Take *that*!

Today we’re going off the grid, off the beaten path, off the… well let’s just say you won’t know where you’re going until you get there. Mystery loves company (see what I did there?). So pull up your socks and grab your Buddy… cuz today is Mysteries of Wonderland Day.

Here’s your first clue. Watch this.

Got it?

Good, cuz it’s a complete mystery to me what’s going on there.

“Tada…” tour’s over.

Just kidding. 

You’re not getting off that easily.

Here’s another clue. Watch this.


I still got no idea what’s going on.

Look, have a listen to today’s song,


while I call my supervisor.

Listen, damn it. It’s mysterious!

✧ Play Me

✧ Read Me

What Are You Smilin’ At?
Music + Lyrics by Kevin Saunders Hayes

You always go left when you know it’s right
You tell me it’s day when you know it’s night
You say that you will when you know you might
You swear that it’s black when you know it’s white

I’d kinda like it somewhere
Kinda like a million miles from here
Some kinda new direction
Exactly what that is is still unclear

I kinda think I don’t care
It doesn’t matter now which way you turn
Even if it’s nowhere
I’ll never worry if you might return

I hear you knocking when there’s no one here
I see you smiling when you disappear
The words you’re saying make it more unclear
It’s better, it’s better, if you’re not here
If you’re not here

I hear you knocking
You’re not here
It’s better
A million miles from here

I’d kinda thinking somewhere
Maybe there’s a space with lots of dark
And if there is a somewhere
Well maybe that’s the place I’ll make my mark

I’m thinking I don’t think much
Of all the little ways you twist and turn
And maybe if it’s somewhere
Won’t worry if you ever might return

Never no never
Some place you won’t return
Never no never
Won’t make me twist and turn
Never no never
Exactly where’s unclear
Never no never
A million miles from here, miles from here
A million miles from here
A million miles from here
I’m thinking somewhere, thinking somewhere
Exactly so unclear, so unclear
I’m thinking somewhere

I’ll be honest with you. My supervisor has no idea. But look, he doesn’t know who I am most of the time.

Hey, you’re in the WonderHood. Everything’s a freaking mystery, like…

• Why does the kid turn into a pig?

• What’s the deal with all that pepper?

• What do you win in a Caucus Race?

• Is the Cat an inter-dimensional being or just a jerk?

Hint: He’s a big fat jerk.

Okay, that’s it for today. Meet back here tomorrow. AT THE SAME TIME. Don’t be late. We gotta schedule.


It’s not a mystery, go get a buddy!