ADVENTURE 8:
Eating Wonderland
Song:
The
Best
Butter
AUDIO GUIDE
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AUDIO GUIDE
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You’re late. Isn’t that what you had on yesterday?
Never mind. Just keep up.
The WonderHood ain’t all EAT ME CAKE you know. It’s mostly EAT ME CAKE, and DRINK ME JUICE, but…. Wonderland is also the birthplace of THE TEA PARTY. Okay, it’s probably *not* the birthplace of THE TEA PARTY, and I think Great Britain has a copyright on it or something, but… where else can you have tea and play “Stick the Mouse in the Tea Pot”?
Take *That* Great Britain !
The Best Butter?
Yes, it’s today’s song (very good, you’ve been reading your Guide Book). And yes, it’s delicious on scones (the butter, although the song might taste pretty good). Yes, you should never serve corn on the cob without it (butter). And yes, you can deep fry it, which you’d think would be disgusting but is actually surprisingly good (I think that applies to both).
AND… The Best Butter
can also be used
to repair your
pocket watch.
Now, before we sit down
Please remember
1) pinky up
2) always move to the right
No right.
Your other right…
never mind.
Have a listen to
THE BEST BUTTER.
Drink your tea
while it’s hot.
Save me a scone.
✥ Play Me
THE BEST BUTTER
✥ Read Me
The Best Butter
Music + Lyrics by Kevin Saunders Hayes
Still don’t understand
Is this still your plan
All I feel is you
Pulling me in all directions
You always say what you mean
Is what you mean to say
And always speaking in rhyme
Sometimes you end up back at the beginning
I think that this morning
It’s just right out of view
I dreamed of The Duchess
She reminds of you
I can’t help but feeling that a long time ago
I was dreaming of someone for an hour
An hour
An hour
An hour or so
It isn’t important just a little askew
If your cup is still empty or it’s one lump or two
It’s not so important if I finish this verse
Cuz the next one is perfect, it’s the one I rehearsed
So I dreamed of The Duchess for a hour or two
Did I happen to mention she reminds me
Reminds of you
Still don’t understand
Is this still your plan
All I feel is you
Pulling me in all directions
I can’t quite remember how to finish this verse
The next one is better it’s the one I rehearsed
I dreamed of The Duchess for an hour or two
Did I happen to mention she reminds me
Take *That* Great Britain !
Sorry we don’t have any scones for you today.
But seriously, this IS a digital webpage living somewhere out there on the vast Information Superhighway. It’s probably bouncing off a satellite as you read this.
Which is cool, but… it means we can’t serve scones. I think that’s Web 4.0. But here’s a scone recipe so you can make them at home, and maybe send me a few. By “here” I mean THE GUIDE BOOK. Yes it is too… check on PAGE 17.
Okay, that’s it for today. Meet back here tomorrow.
AT THE SAME TIME. Don’t be late. We gotta schedule.