The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour
Jump down the rabbit hole and discover all the music, madness and mayhem of the Wonder-hood in our new interactive online experience.
Your Uncensored Tour Includes:
- Daily Guided Tours of the Wonder-hood
- Premium Audio Guided Tours of the Hood
- Lifetime Membership to THE CLUB HOUSE
- Direct Communication with your Tour Guides
As well as…
- 13 Unreleased Tracks from the
NEW ALIƧIN SOUNDTRACK ALBUM - 4 Never-Before-Seen Music Videos
- All Song Lyrics
And the all important
10 RULES OF WONDERLAND!
More?
Fine.
The Daily Guided Tours including such fabulous activities as:
♠️ Touring Celebrity Homes of Wonderland
♠️ The Wonderland Luau
♠️ Swimming in the
Wonder-hood
♠️ Photo Ops with the Wonderland Elite
♠️ Uncovering the Mysteries of Wonderland
♠️ Eating Wonderland
♠️ Wonderland Sports, and much, much more!
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More? Seriously? Fine.
We got Instructional videos:
♡ How to Jump Down a Rabbit Hole
♡ How to Get Small > Vital DRINK ME JUICE Information
♡ How to Smoke a Hookah
♡ How to Swear in Wonderlandian
♡ Wonderland Dance Moves
Of course we got more. Come on dude, I can’t remember all of ’em.
And a
Free Bonus Digital Guide Book
Offer available only
for
a limited time!
Trust Me
You’re gonna need this
The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour GUIDE BOOK is the “must have” guide to the Wonder-hood. Sure, you might survive without it, but you’ll loose feeling in that arm.
THE GUIDE BOOK helps you navigate the online Wonder-hood experience like a Boss and contains bonus material to make
your Daily Tours even more awesome.
Each 25-page GUIDE BOOK includes:
- A COVER so you will know what book it is.
- A “THIS BOOK BELONGS TO” SECTION so you’ll know when your sister steals yours.
- AN OFFICIAL TOUR BUS TICKET for a primo seat.
- A CLUB HOUSE MEMBERSHIP CARD so you can flash that baby at the bouncer and cut to the front of the line.
- A COMPASS. They don’t actually work in Wonderland, but I thought it might make you feel better.
- A TOUR ITINERARY so you’ll know where the hell we are and what the hell we’re doing. Seriously, we have a full schedule so keep up.
- THE LYRICS TO ALL THE SONGS so you can rock Karaoke Night.
- ACTION-PACKED ACTIVITIES like:
- Puzzles,
- Word games
- Luau decorations
- BINGO (yes BINGO!)
- Recipes
- Games
- Puzzles
- A Wonderland Dictionary (with all the swear words!)
And
ANSWERS TO RARELY ASKED WONDERLAND QUESTIONS!
Because we had a few extra pages we had to do something with.
Jump, damn it.
