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Adventure 1: Surviving the Fall
Song: Advice from a Rabbit

AUDIO GUIDE
✧ You’re Late
I don’t wanna hear it.
Just keep up.
We gotta schedule.
✧ Please…
stop crying
Fine…
Over the next 13 days, you’re gonna get all the Wonderland dirt.
We’re gonna expose all the WonderHood dirty laundry, all the juicy who hates who, who’s dating who kinda sordid details.


AUDIO GUIDE
✧ Okay…
This here’s The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour.
Blah, blah, blah… Look, you signed up for this thing, so if you don’t know what it is, that’s on you…
✧ All ya
gotta do…
…is survive the fall.
9.82 m / s2
For objects near the surface of the earth, the graviation acceleration (g) is a constant and equal to 9.8 meters per second squared. The velocity (V) is then equal to the acceleration (g) times the time. (The change in velocity from one time to another is acceleration (g) times the difference in time).
For a first time jump, I have to admit
there’s some pretty solid technique
going on here.
The launch was a little
less than graceful, but she talks to
herself to pass the time,
almost grabs a cup of tea, and
plays the bass as she descends.
Most importantly, she bends her knees
on the landing.
Bend The Knees People
✧ Now..
I’m not saying the tour’s
dangerous or anything…
…but on the bright side,
1) if you don’t get hopelessly lost or
2) choke to death on a lump of sugar…
You’re going to become an
Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour Guide!
Complete with your very own
Certificate.
✧ I know, it’s a lot.
Take a minute.
Look at your Guide Book.
Listen to today’s song,
ADVICE FROM A RABBIT.
It’ll help.
Well… it can’t hurt.

✧ Play Me
ADVICE FROM A RABBIT
✧ Read Me
Advice From a Rabbit
Music + Lyrics by Kevin Saunders Hayes
If I told you, sure you might be crazy, but don’t trust the cat
If I told you that that creepy hookah dude is smoking crack
And that twinkle twinkle little bat will get you wondering where you be at
If I told you in a tea cup party you move to the right
If I told you that the Queen will loose it if you’re wearing white
If I told you never trust a cat, he’ll aways lie, although he’s polite
It’s a dream, it’s a freaking illusion
It’s a dream, it’s a yeah
It’s a dream and it’s always confusing
It’s a dream, it’s a yeah, yeah
If I told you eating all that cake will only make you fat
And I told you, that that tiny bottle tastes like sewer rat
If I told never take advice especially if it comes from a cat
It’s a dream, it’s a freaking illusion
It’s a dream, it’s a yeah
It’s a dream and it’s always confusing
It’s a dream, it’s a yeah, yeah
I know it’s time to wake up, wake up, wake up
I know that I could make up, make up, make up
Another kinda rhyme
Wake up, wake up, wake up
I know it’s time to face up, face up, face up
Face up, face up
I’m running out of time
It’s a dream, it’s a freaking illusion
It’s a dream, it’s a yeah
It’s a dream and it’s stupid confusing
It’s a dream, it’s a yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I know it’s time to wake up, wake up, wake up
I know that I could make up, make up, make up
Another kinda rhyme
Wake up, wake up, wake up
I know it’s time to face up, face up, face up
Face up, face up
I’m running out of time

That’s it for today…
Meet back here tomorrow. AT THE SAME TIME. Don’t be late. We gotta schedule.
Be sure to leave yourself plenty of time to get down the rabbit hole. And bring a snack!
Now go already, AND DON’T BE LATE !
What are you standing around for? Get outta here.
