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Day 1: Surviving the Fall

Song: Advice from a Rabbit

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✧ You’re Late

I don’t wanna hear it.
Just keep up.

We gotta schedule.

✧ Please…

stop crying

Fine…

Over the next 13 days, you’re gonna get all the Wonderland dirt.

We’re gonna expose all the WonderHood dirty laundry, all the juicy who hates who, who’s dating who kinda sordid details.

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✧ Okay…

This here’s The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour.

Blah, blah, blah… Look, you signed up for this thing, so if you don’t know what it is, that’s on you…

✧ All ya

gotta do…

…is survive the fall.

9.82 m / s2

For objects near the surface of the earth, the graviation acceleration (g) is a constant and equal to 9.8 meters per second squared. The velocity (V) is then equal to the acceleration (g) times the time. (The change in velocity from one time to another is acceleration (g) times the difference in time).

For a first time jump, I have to admit

there’s some pretty solid technique

going on here.

 

The launch was a little

less than graceful, but she talks to

herself to pass the time,

almost grabs a cup of tea, and

plays the bass as she descends.

 

Most importantly, she bends her knees

on the landing.

Bend The Knees People

✧ Now..

I’m not saying the tour’s
dangerous or anything…

…but on the bright side,
1) if you don’t get hopelessly lost or
2) choke to death on a lump of sugar…

You’re going to become an

Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour Guide!

Complete with your very own

Certificate.

✧ I know, it’s a lot.

Take a minute.

Look at your Guide Book.
Listen to today’s song,

ADVICE FROM A RABBIT.

It’ll help.

Well… it can’t hurt.

✧  Got your Guide Book?

Seriously!?
Go get your Guide Book. NOW ! Yes, this is the button to download your Guide Book.

Do I really have to write ‘PUSH ME’ on it?

✧  Play Me

✧ Read Me

Advice From a Rabbit
Music + Lyrics by Kevin Saunders Hayes

If I told you, sure you might be crazy, but don’t trust the cat
If I told you that that creepy hookah dude is smoking crack
And that twinkle twinkle little bat will get you wondering where you be at

If I told you in a tea cup party you move to the right
If I told you that the Queen will loose it if you’re wearing white
If I told you never trust a cat, he’ll aways lie, although he’s polite

It’s a dream, it’s a freaking illusion
It’s a dream, it’s a yeah
It’s a dream and it’s always confusing
It’s a dream, it’s a yeah, yeah

If I told you eating all that cake will only make you fat
And I told you, that that tiny bottle tastes like sewer rat
If I told never take advice especially if it comes from a cat

It’s a dream, it’s a freaking illusion
It’s a dream, it’s a yeah
It’s a dream and it’s always confusing
It’s a dream, it’s a yeah, yeah

I know it’s time to wake up, wake up, wake up
I know that I could make up, make up, make up
Another kinda rhyme
Wake up, wake up, wake up
I know it’s time to face up, face up, face up
Face up, face up

I’m running out of time

It’s a dream, it’s a freaking illusion
It’s a dream, it’s a yeah
It’s a dream and it’s stupid confusing
It’s a dream, it’s a yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I know it’s time to wake up, wake up, wake up
I know that I could make up, make up, make up
Another kinda rhyme
Wake up, wake up, wake up
I know it’s time to face up, face up, face up
Face up, face up

I’m running out of time

Everybody here? Good… keep up!

Today @ The Club House

Sure… it can be the tiniest bit dangerous in the WonderHood, so that’s why we encourage THE BUDDY SYSTEM.

Get a buddy. Get two! Can’t hurt and remember… you don’t have to be faster than whatever’s chasing you. You just have to be faster than your buddy.

Go to THE CLUB HOUSE and grab a buddy.

They’re expecting you.

That’s it for today…

Meet back here tomorrow. AT THE SAME TIME. Don’t be late. We gotta schedule.

Be sure to leave yourself plenty of time to get down the rabbit hole. And bring a snack!

Now go already, AND DON’T BE LATE !

What are you standing around for? Go get a Buddy!

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