ADVENTURE 2
Hidden Wonderland:
Unlocking the Secrets of
The Rabbit Hole
SONG: IF THE KEY FITS
AUDIO GUIDE
<– Click the image for the GUIDE BOOK
AUDIO GUIDE
<– Click the image for the GUIDE BOOK
✪ You’re Late
I don’t wanna hear it. Just keep up.
✪
Okay…
today we unlock all the doors and reveal the Secrets, Music, Magic, Beauty and Weirdness that is Wonderland. No door is too small, no mystery out of reach. There’s Eat Me Cake, Drink Me Juice, and skeleton keys up on really, really tall tables.
AUDIO GUIDE
<– Click the image for the GUIDE BOOK
✪ At this point
…you would do well to review Rule #8 and Rule #9 on Page 9 in your Guide Book. No, you don’t have to, but if you don’t…
I’d prefer that you do not stand near me.
Read the Guide Book.
Listen to today’s song
IF THE KEY FITS.
Stand over there.
✪ Play Me
IF THE KEY FITS
✪ Read Me
If The Key Fits
Music + Lyrics by Kevin Saunders Hayes
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Alice
What kind of thing would culminate
To make a rabbit really late
I heard him come this way
Or did that happen yesterday
Now my butt feels like a bowling ball
And why the hell’s this door so small
Could be I’m just losing it
Why did I ever drink that shit
Why can’t I feel my arms or toes
And what’s that running out my nose
My legs are looking really long
That drink me juice was stupid strong
Just deal with it the hell you say
You sure this isn’t yesterday
What kind of parents go and name their children Tweedledum & Tweedledee
And what was such a good idea about me jumping down a rabbit hole
And where do rabbits buy their clothes or are they only ever custom made
And didn’t all this really happen yesterday
Could be I’m just losing it
Why did I ever drink that shit
Why can’t I feel my arms or toes
And what’s that running out my nose
Alice
Curious Alice
Upside down Alice
Alice, Alice
What kind of parents go and name their children Tweedledum & Tweedledee
And what was such a good idea about me jumping down a rabbit hole
And where do rabbits buy their clothes or are they only ever custom made
And didn’t all this really happen yesterday, yesterday, yesterday
What kind of thing would culminate
To make a rabbit really late
I heard him come this way
Or did that happen yesterday
Now my butt feels like a bowling ball
And why the hell’s this door so small
Could be I’m just losing it
Why did I ever drink that shit
Why can’t I feel my arms or toes
And what’s that running out my nose
My legs are looking really long
That drink me juice was stupid strong
Just deal with it the hell you say
You sure this isn’t yesterday
Alice
Thought I heard him come this way
What’s wrong now Alice
Thought I heard him come this way
Or did that happen yesterday
Too late now Alice
Now my butt feels like a bowling ball
And why the hell’s this door so small
What’s wrong now Alice
Too late now Alice
Why did I ever drink that shit
What’s wrong now Alice
Why the hell’s this door so small, small, small, small
Too late now Alice
Why can’t I feel my arms or toes
What’s wrong now Alice
What’s that running out my nose
You sure this isn’t yesterday
Too late now Alice
You sure this isn’t yesterday
What’s wrong now Alice
And what’s that running out my nose
Too late now
Alice
In addition to Getting Small,
Day 2 is also Quiz Day!
Surprise!
I just totally made that up, but we gotta kill some time…
Anyway
…let’s just see which one of you has paid attention to the song, and may now stand half a chance of getting through this thing.
Question Three:
What was such a good idea about you jumping down a rabbit hole?
Question Two:
Where do rabbits buy their clothes or are they only ever custom made?
Question One:
What kind of parents go and name their children Tweedledum and Tweedledee?
Answers?
I dunno the answers.
Check Page 11 of the Guide Book.
Okay, that’s it for today.
Meet back here tomorrow. AT THE SAME TIME.
Don’t be late. We gotta schedule. And go easy on the Drink Me Juice!
