DAY 2

Hidden Wonderland: Unlocking the Secrets
of The Rabbit Hole

SONG: IF THE KEY FITS

 

✪ You’re Late

I don’t wanna hear it. Just keep up.

Okay…

today we unlock all the doors and reveal the Secrets, Music, Magic, Beauty and Weirdness that is Wonderland. No door is too small, no mystery out of reach. There’s eat me cake, drink me juice, and skeleton keys up on really, really tall tables.

✪ At this point

…you would do well to review Rule #8 and Rule #9 on Page 9 in your Guide Book. No, you don’t have to, but if you don’t…

I’d prefer that you do not stand near me.

Read the Guide.

Listen to today’s song
IF THE KEY FITS.

Stand over there.

✪  Play Me

✪ Read Me

If The Key Fits
Music + Lyrics by Kevin Saunders Hayes

Ha ha ha ha ha-a
Ha ha ha ha ha-a
Ha ha ha ha ha-a
Ha ha ha ha ha-a

Ha ha ha ha ha-a
Ha ha ha ha ha-a
Ha ha ha ha ha-a
Ha ha ha ha ha-a

Ha ha ha ha ha-a
Ha ha ha ha ha-a
Ha ha ha ha ha-a

Ha ha ha ha ha-a
Ha ha ha ha ha-a
Ha ha ha ha ha-a
Ha ha ha ha ha-a

What kind of thing would culminate
To make a rabbit really late
I thought I heard him come this way
Or did that happen yesterday

Now my butt feels like a bowling ball
And why the hell’s this door so small?

Could be I’m just losing it
Why did I ever drink that shit
Why can’t I feel my arms or toes
And what’s that running out my nose

My legs are looking really long
That drink me juice was stupid strong
Just deal with it the hell you say
You sure this isn’t yesterday?

What kind of parents go and name their children Tweeteldum and Tweeteledee?
And what was such a good idea about me jumping down a rabbit hole?
And where do rabbits buy their clothes or are they only ever custom made?
And didn’t all this really happen yesterday?

It could be I’m just losing it
Why did I ever drink that shit
Why can’t I feel my arms or toes
And what’s that running out my nose

Alice
Curious Alice
Upside down Alice
Alice Alice

Alice
Curious Alice
Upside down Alice
Alice Alice

What kind of parents go and name their children Tweedledum and Tweedledee?
And what was such a good idea about me jumping down a rabbit hole?
And where do rabbits buy their clothes or are they only ever custom made?
And didn’t all this really happen yesterday?

What kind of thing would culminate
To make a rabbit really late
I thought I heard him come this way
Or did that happen yesterday

Now my butt feels like a bowling ball
And why the hell’s this door so small?

Could be I’m just losing it
Why did I ever drink that shit
Why can’t I feel my arms or toes
And what’s that running out my nose

My legs are looking really long
That drink me juice was stupid strong
Just deal with it the hell you say
You sure this isn’t yesterday?

Thought I heard him come this way
Thought I heard him come this way
Now my butt feels like a bowling ball
And why the hell’s this door so small?
Why the hell
Why did I ever drink that shit
Why the hell’s this door so small, small, small, small
Why can’t I feel my arms or toes
Small
What’s that running out my nose
You sure this isn’t yesterday
You sure this isn’t yesterday
Small
And what’s that running out my nose?

Alice

In addition to Getting Small,
Day 2 is also Quiz Day!

Surprise!

I just totally made that up, but we gotta kill some time…

Anyway

…let’s just see which one of you has paid attention to the song, and may now stand half a chance of getting through this thing.

Question Three:

What was such a good idea about you jumping down a rabbit hole?

Question Two:

Where do rabbits buy their clothes or are they only ever custom made?

Question One:

What kind of parents go and name their children Tweedledum and Tweedledee?

Answers?

I dunno the answers.
Check Page 11 of the Guide Book.

Today @

Remember

The Buddy System

It’s starting to fill up at the Club House and yes, the others are talking about those outfits you’re wearing.

The benefits of having a buddy? You don’t have to be faster than whatever’s chasing you. You just have to be faster than your buddy.

Go grab a buddy at

The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour Club House

Okay, that’s it for today.

Meet back here tomorrow. AT THE SAME TIME.

Don’t be late. We gotta schedule. And go easy on the Drink Me Juice!

Go get a slow Buddy.

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