DAY 2

Hidden Wonderland:
Unlocking the Secrets of
The Rabbit Hole

SONG: IF THE KEY FITS

 

AUDIO GUIDE

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✪ You’re Late

I don’t wanna hear it. Just keep up.

Okay…

today we unlock all the doors and reveal the Secrets, Music, Magic, Beauty and Weirdness that is Wonderland. No door is too small, no mystery out of reach. There’s Eat Me Cake, Drink Me Juice, and skeleton keys up on really, really tall tables.

AUDIO GUIDE

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✪ At this point

…you would do well to review Rule #8 and Rule #9 on Page 9 in your Guide Book. No, you don’t have to, but if you don’t…

I’d prefer that you do not stand near me.

Read the Guide Book.

Listen to today’s song
IF THE KEY FITS.

Stand over there.

✪  Play Me

✪ Read Me

If The Key Fits
Music + Lyrics by Kevin Saunders Hayes

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Alice

What kind of thing would culminate
To make a rabbit really late
I heard him come this way
Or did that happen yesterday

Now my butt feels like a bowling ball
And why the hell’s this door so small

Could be I’m just losing it
Why did I ever drink that shit
Why can’t I feel my arms or toes
And what’s that running out my nose

My legs are looking really long
That drink me juice was stupid strong
Just deal with it the hell you say
You sure this isn’t yesterday

What kind of parents go and name their children Tweedledum & Tweedledee

And what was such a good idea about me jumping down a rabbit hole
And where do rabbits buy their clothes or are they only ever custom made
And didn’t all this really happen yesterday

Could be I’m just losing it
Why did I ever drink that shit
Why can’t I feel my arms or toes
And what’s that running out my nose

Alice
Curious Alice
Upside down Alice
Alice, Alice

What kind of parents go and name their children Tweedledum & Tweedledee
And what was such a good idea about me jumping down a rabbit hole
And where do rabbits buy their clothes or are they only ever custom made
And didn’t all this really happen yesterday, yesterday, yesterday

What kind of thing would culminate
To make a rabbit really late
I heard him come this way
Or did that happen yesterday

Now my butt feels like a bowling ball
And why the hell’s this door so small

Could be I’m just losing it
Why did I ever drink that shit
Why can’t I feel my arms or toes
And what’s that running out my nose

My legs are looking really long
That drink me juice was stupid strong
Just deal with it the hell you say
You sure this isn’t yesterday

Alice

Thought I heard him come this way
What’s wrong now Alice
Thought I heard him come this way
Or did that happen yesterday

Too late now Alice
Now my butt feels like a bowling ball
And why the hell’s this door so small
What’s wrong now Alice

Too late now Alice
Why did I ever drink that shit
What’s wrong now Alice
Why the hell’s this door so small, small, small, small

Too late now Alice
Why can’t I feel my arms or toes

What’s wrong now Alice
What’s that running out my nose
You sure this isn’t yesterday

Too late now Alice
You sure this isn’t yesterday

What’s wrong now Alice
And what’s that running out my nose

Too late now

Alice

In addition to Getting Small,
Day 2 is also Quiz Day!

Surprise!

I just totally made that up, but we gotta kill some time…

Anyway

…let’s just see which one of you has paid attention to the song, and may now stand half a chance of getting through this thing.

Question Three:

What was such a good idea about you jumping down a rabbit hole?

Question Two:

Where do rabbits buy their clothes or are they only ever custom made?

Question One:

What kind of parents go and name their children Tweedledum and Tweedledee?

Answers?

I dunno the answers.
Check Page 11 of the Guide Book.

Today @

Remember

The Buddy System

It’s starting to fill up at the Club House and yes, the others are talking about those outfits you’re wearing.

The benefits of having a buddy? You don’t have to be faster than whatever’s chasing you. You just have to be faster than your buddy.

Go grab a buddy at

The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour Club House

Okay, that’s it for today.

Meet back here tomorrow. AT THE SAME TIME.

Don’t be late. We gotta schedule. And go easy on the Drink Me Juice!

Go get a slow Buddy.

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