Day 4: Selfie Wonderland

Song: So Easily Offended

♡ You’re late. Stop, I can’t stand it. Just keep up.

Day 4 is the first day of the tour most people don’t really hate, uh… is one of the most popular days here on
The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour.

And, if you haven’t dropped, smashed or soaked your phone by now, well then, you are in for a treat.

♡ Today is your opportunity

… to grab an awesome selfie with the flora, fauna, creatures, characters and more of… scenic Wonderland.

Maybe you’ll catch a caterpillar toking in the wild, or sight a rare March Hare doing whatever it is March Hares do.

Keep your eyes peeled for a glimpse of an endangered hedgehog, or a feisty flamingo, and you never know when a platoon of playing cards may go marching by.

♡ What are you doing!?
We put the guard rail there for a reason!

♡ Watch Tour Guide Victoria. She’ll show you how it’s done.

♡ Take your selfie now!

The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour

♡ Take a great shot, and we’ll post it here on
The Official Tour Bulletin Board.

It’s official because we say it is.

EMAIL IT TO US or POST IT on INSTAGRAM or FACEBOOK with the hashtag #SelfieWonderland. We’ll find it (promise) and put it up on the board!

Check out how good your Tour Guides look.

Snap away. Listen to the song. Remember to bevel.

✧  Play Me

✧ Read Me

So easily offended
Music + Lyrics by Kevin Saunders Hayes

Left foot in
Then the right
Make a line
Keep it tight

Ready set
Don’t be slow
First you stop
Then you go

Just head east
Or the west
Healthy strides
Always best

Go at red
Stop on the green
Keep away from the Queen

Come on and say
Say you love me
Just how’d you think that I’d react

Come on and say
Say you love me
Why’d you think I’d want you back

Come on and say
Say you love me
Just how’d you think that I’d react

Come on and say
Say you love me
Why’d you think I’d want you back

Lace your boots
Wear a hat
Never talk to the cat

Piece of cake.
Makes you long
“Drink me” juice stupid strong

One small tip that I read
Might help you keep your head

Go at red
Stop on the green
Keep away from the Queen

Shoulda gone and left you long long ago
Gonna go get famous on the radio
Gonna go to Hollywood then you’ll see
Get my name on the movie marquee

Know you need something it’s easy to see
Know you need something it’s just not me
Just not me
Know you needed something it’s just not me

Know you need something
Know you need something
Know you need something
Know you need something

Just not me
Just not me
Just not me
Just not me

Come on and say
Say you love me
How’d you think that I’d react

Come on and say
Say you love me
Why’d you think I’d want you back

Come on and say
Come on and say
Come on and say
Come on and say

Come on and say
Come on and say
Come on and say
Come on and say

Left foot in,
Then your right
Make a line
Keep it tight

Twinkle’s fine with a bat
Never talk to the cat

Piece of cake makes you long
“Drink me” juice stupid strong

Just head south
Never stare
Hookah guy floats on air

One small tip that I read
Might help you keep your head

Go at red
Stop on the green
Keep away from the Queen

Go red, stop green
Don’t mess with the Queen

Come on and say
Come on and say
Come on and say
Come on and say

Come on and say
Come on and say
Come on and say
Come on and say

How’d you think that I’d react
Gonna go get famous on the radio
Why’d you think I’d want you back
Get my name up on the movie marquee
Why’d you go all act like that
Looking for something
Looking for something
Looking for something
Your looking for something
Just not me

♡ Go get a selfie of you and your buddy at the Club House

Hey if you had a buddy, you wouldn’t have a phone full of pictures of you standing by yourself. Just sayin’…

Okay, that’s it for today. Meet back here tomorrow. AT THE SAME TIME. Don’t be late. We gotta schedule.

No, take it again… on my good side.

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