Adven-
ture 4: Selfie Wonder
land
Song: So Easily Offended
AUDIO GUIDE
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♡ You’re late. Stop, I can’t stand it. Just keep up.
Day 4 is the first day of the tour most people don’t really hate, uh… is one of the most popular days here on
The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour.
And, if you haven’t dropped, smashed or soaked your phone by now, well then, you are in for a treat.
♡ Today is your opportunity
… to grab an awesome selfie with the flora, fauna, creatures, characters and more of… scenic Wonderland.
Maybe you’ll catch a caterpillar toking in the wild, or sight a rare March Hare doing whatever it is March Hares do.
Keep your eyes peeled for a glimpse of an endangered hedgehog, or a feisty flamingo, and you never know when a platoon of playing cards may go marching by.
♡ Watch Tour Guide Victoria. She’ll show you how it’s done.
♡ What are you doing!?
We put the guard rail there for a reason!
♡ Take your selfie now!
Send your best shots to: hello@kshpresets.com
OR
Post them with the hashtag #selfiewonderland
The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour
SELFIE BACKGROUND
♡ Take a great shot, and we’ll post it on
The Official Club House Bulletin Board.
It’s official because we say it’s official.
EMAIL IT TO USÂ or POST IT on FACEBOOK or INSTAGRAM with the hashtag #SelfieWonderland.
Snap away. Listen to the song. Remember to bevel.
✧ Play Me
♡ So Easily Offended ♡
✧ Read Me
Music + Lyrics by Kevin Saunders Hayes
Left foot in, then the rightÂ
Make a line, keep it tight
Ready set, don’t be slow
First you stop, then you go
Just head east, or the westÂ
Healthy strides, always best
Go at red, stop on green
Keep away from the Queen
Come on and say
Say you love me
Just how’d you think that I’d react
Come on and say
Say you love me
Why’d you think I’d want you back
Lace your boots, wear a hat
Never talk to the catÂ
Piece of cake makes you long
Drink me juice stupid strong
One small tip that I read
Might help you keep your head
Go at red stop on green
Keep away from the Queen
Shoulda gone and left you long long ago
Gonna go get famous on the radioÂ
Gonna go to Hollywood then you’ll see
Get my name on the movie marquee
Know you needed something it’s easy to see
Know you needed something it’s just not me
Just not me
Know you needed something it’s just not me
Know you needed something
Just not me
Just not me
Just not me
Come on and sayÂ
Say you love me
How’d you think that I’d react
Come on and sayÂ
Say you love me
Why’d you think I’d want you back
Left foot in then your right
Make a line keep it tight
Twinkle’s fine with a bat
Never talk to the cat
Piece of cake makes you long
Drink me juice stupid strong
Just head south never stare
Hookah guy floats on air
One small tip that I read
Might help you keep your head
Go at red stop on green
Keep away from the Queen
Come on and say, say you love meÂ
How’d you think that I’d react
Come on and say, say you love me
Come on and say, say you love me
Why’d you think I’d want you back
Come on and say, say you love me
Come on and say, say you love me
Why’d you go all act like that
Come on and say, say you love me
Looking for somethingÂ
Looking for something it’s just not meÂ
Looking for something
Looking for something
Looking for something
Looking for something
Just not me
♡ Go get a selfie of you and your buddy at the Club House
Hey if you had a buddy, you wouldn’t have a phone full of pictures of you standing by yourself. Just sayin’…
Okay, that’s it for today. Meet back here tomorrow. AT THE SAME TIME. Don’t be late. We gotta schedule.
No, take it again… on my good side.
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