Day 4: Selfie Wonder
land

Song: So Easily Offended

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♡ You’re late. Stop, I can’t stand it. Just keep up.

Day 4 is the first day of the tour most people don’t really hate, uh… is one of the most popular days here on
The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour.

And, if you haven’t dropped, smashed or soaked your phone by now, well then, you are in for a treat.

♡ Today is your opportunity

… to grab an awesome selfie with the flora, fauna, creatures, characters and more of… scenic Wonderland.

Maybe you’ll catch a caterpillar toking in the wild, or sight a rare March Hare doing whatever it is March Hares do.

Keep your eyes peeled for a glimpse of an endangered hedgehog, or a feisty flamingo, and you never know when a platoon of playing cards may go marching by.

♡ Watch Tour Guide Victoria. She’ll show you how it’s done.

♡ What are you doing!?
We put the guard rail there for a reason!

♡ Take your selfie now!

Send your best shots to: hello@kshpresets.com

OR

Post them with the hashtag #selfiewonderland

The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour

SELFIE BACKGROUND

♡ Take a great shot, and we’ll post it on
The Official Club House Bulletin Board.

It’s official because we say it’s official.

EMAIL IT TO US or POST IT on FACEBOOK or INSTAGRAM with the hashtag #SelfieWonderland.

Snap away. Listen to the song. Remember to bevel.

✧ Play Me

✧ Read Me
So Easily Offended
Music + Lyrics by Kevin Saunders Hayes

Left foot in, then the right 
Make a line, keep it tight
Ready set, don’t be slow
First you stop, then you go

Just head east, or the west 
Healthy strides, always best
Go at red, stop on green
Keep away from the Queen

Come on and say
Say you love me
Just how’d you think that I’d react
Come on and say
Say you love me
Why’d you think I’d want you back

Lace your boots, wear a hat
Never talk to the cat 
Piece of cake makes you long
Drink me juice stupid strong

One small tip that I read
Might help you keep your head
Go at red stop on green
Keep away from the Queen

Shoulda gone and left you long long ago
Gonna go get famous on the radio 
Gonna go to Hollywood then you’ll see
Get my name on the movie marquee

Know you needed something it’s easy to see
Know you needed something it’s just not me
Just not me
Know you needed something it’s just not me
Know you needed something
Just not me
Just not me
Just not me

Come on and say 
Say you love me
How’d you think that I’d react
Come on and say 
Say you love me
Why’d you think I’d want you back

Left foot in then your right
Make a line keep it tight
Twinkle’s fine with a bat
Never talk to the cat

Piece of cake makes you long
Drink me juice stupid strong
Just head south never stare
Hookah guy floats on air

One small tip that I read
Might help you keep your head
Go at red stop on green
Keep away from the Queen

Come on and say, say you love me 
How’d you think that I’d react
Come on and say, say you love me
Come on and say, say you love me
Why’d you think I’d want you back
Come on and say, say you love me
Come on and say, say you love me
Why’d you go all act like that
Come on and say, say you love me
Looking for something 
Looking for something it’s just not me 
Looking for something
Looking for something
Looking for something
Looking for something
Just not me

♡ Go get a selfie of you and your buddy at the Club House

Hey if you had a buddy, you wouldn’t have a phone full of pictures of you standing by yourself. Just sayin’…

Okay, that’s it for today. Meet back here tomorrow. AT THE SAME TIME. Don’t be late. We gotta schedule.

No, take it again… on my good side.

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