
Day 5: Celebrity Homes of Wonderland
Song: W. RABBIT
You’re late.
What the hell are you wearing? Never mind. Just keep up.
☞ People always love Day 5 of The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour because they mostly get to sit on their ass as we grind our way through Wonderland traffic on the luxurious Wonderland Bus. Yep, Wonder-hood folks aren’t like you and me… well, you… and they live in a luxurious princely fashion few can even imagine.

☞ So, our job today is to flaunt that. Yep, we’re gonna stick it right up in your grill with a tour of (dramatic pause) The Celebrity Homes of Wonderland (cue music). It’s all ‘champagne wishes and caviar dreams’ as we take a gander at rabbit condos, royal red castles that extend as far as the eye can see, and majestic tea parlors with bottomless cups of tea and a cornucopia of cakes.


Too much?
Truth is, all these places have crazy stupid mortgages and they’re cold as hell in the winter. There, feel better?
Keep your hands and feet in the bus at all times.
Do *not* feed anything.
Page 14 of your Guide Book.
Have you even opened your Guide Book?
Sit back & Relax.
Play today’s song W. RABBIT.
Watch the cool video.
✧ Play Me
W. RABBIT
✧ Watch Me
✧ Read Me
W. RABBIT
Music + Lyrics by Kevin Saunders Hayes
Every hour feeling walls are getting closer
Every minute watching shadows getting taller
Try to hold to the dream
Shattered and broken
Washed away by the fear
Of things that were never said
Every hour little things I can’t remember
Know some times it doesn’t go your way and either way
You gotta shake it off
You know you gotta come around and look and find yourself new way
You kinda go astray and know
No matter what you say you find somebody hearing it some kind sorta new way
You wanna runaway
Sometimes it doesn’t pay you find it’s in the DNA
Of every time you try and stop from having such a bad day
It isn’t merciful to see it
And with all the prays you know you know that nothings gonna change it or can make that shit reversible
It isn’t criminal to wanna go to bed and put the pillow on head and
Pull the covers up so you go can keep yourself submersible
it’s irreversible the writing on the wall
The way the stars all get in line you know there really isn’t time to take it personal
It isn’t workable
It’s irreversible
The writing on the wall
The way the stars all get in line you know there really isn’t time to take it Personal
It isn’t personal
Don’t take it personal
It isn’t merciful
And with all the prays you know you know that nothings gonna change it or can make that shit reversible
Nothing ever seems to go your way
You know there’s really nothing strange
When You just have yourself a bad day
Not so sure it’s gonna go away
Better waiting until tomorrow
If you have yourself a bad day
When your shit is all in disarray
Maybe take a small vacation
You just have yourself a bad day
Find your luck has gone on a holiday
Know that things are gonna change
Cuz You just have yourself a bad day
Strange, strange, strange, strange, strange, strange, strange
Every hour wonder why more doors are closing
Every minute wonder why I’m still exposing
All I am
Could I be losing my center
In a year
Maybe two they say I’ll be over you
Just don’t know that’s it’s true
Not sure I’ll be over you
Nothing seems to go your way
When your shit is all in disarray
Strange, strange, strange, strange, strange, strange, strange
Don’t take it personal
It isn’t workable
It’s irreversible
The writing’s on the wall the way the stars all get in line it isn’t personal
It isn’t personal
It isn’t merciful to see it
And with all the prayers you know you know that nothing’s gonna change it or can make that shit reversible
It isn’t merciful
It isn’t workable
Don’t take it personal
It’s irreversible
You know I really isn’t personal
Nothing ever seems to go your way
You know there’s really nothing strange when you just have yourself a bad day
Not so sure it’s gonna go away
Better wait until tomorrow when you have yourself a bad day
When your shit is all in disarray
Maybe take a small vacation you just have yourself a bad day
Find your luck has gone on a holiday
Know that things are gonna change cuz You just have yourself a bad day
Nothing ever seems to go your way
You know you’re not so sure it’s gonna go away
Better wait until tomorrow if you have yourself a
When your shit is all in disarray
You just have yourself a bad day
Strange, strange, strange, strange, strange, strange, strange
No, there’s no bathroom on the bus.
Today @
The Club House
☞ 2 for 1 on ‘Drink Me Juice’, so you & your buddy can get loaded for less.
*Please make sure one of you is the designated TALL PERSON.*
It’s Day 5 – Come on, when are you gonna get a buddy?
When we’re done?

Okay, that’s it for today. Meet back here tomorrow. AT THE SAME TIME.
We gotta schedule.
