Adventure 5: Celebrity Homes of Wonderland
Song: W. RABBIT
AUDIO GUIDE
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AUDIO GUIDE
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You’re late.
What the hell are you wearing? Never mind. Just keep up.
☞ People always love Day 5 of The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour because they mostly get to sit on their ass as we grind our way through Wonderland traffic on the luxurious Wonderland Bus. Yep, WonderHood folks aren’t like you and me… well, you… and they live in a luxurious princely fashion few can even imagine.
☞ So, our job today is to flaunt that. Yep, we’re gonna stick it right up in your grill with a tour of (dramatic pause) The Celebrity Homes of Wonderland (cue music). It’s all ‘champagne wishes and caviar dreams’ as we take a gander at rabbit condos, royal red castles that extend as far as the eye can see, and majestic tea parlors with bottomless cups of tea and a cornucopia of cakes.
Too much?
Truth is, all these places have crazy stupid mortgages and they’re cold as hell in the winter. There, feel better?
Keep your hands and feet in the bus at all times.
Do *not* feed anything.
Page 14 of your Guide Book.
Have you even opened your Guide Book?
Sit back & Relax.
Play today’s song W. RABBIT
Watch the cool video.
✧ Play Me
W. RABBIT
✧ Read Me
W. RABBIT
Music + Lyrics by Kevin Saunders Hayes
Every hour feeling walls are getting closer
Every minute watching shadows getting taller
Try to hold, to the dream
Shattered and broken
Washed away, by the fear
Of things that were never said
Every hour, little things I can’t remember
Look, know some times it doesn’t go your way and either way
You gotta shake it off
You know you gotta come around and look and find yourself a new way
You kinda go astray and know
No matter what you say you find somebody hearing it some kinda sorta new way
You wanna run away
Sometimes it doesn’t pay to find it in the DNA
Of every time you try and stop from having such a bad day
It isn’t merciful to see it
And with all the prayers you know you know that nothing’s gonna change it or can make that shit reversible
It isn’t criminal to wanna go to bed and put the pillow on your head and
Pull the covers up so you can keep yourself submersible
It’s irreversible the writing on the wall
The way the stars all get in line
You know there really isn’t time to take it personal
The writing on the wall
The way the stars all get in line
You know it really isn’t personal
It isn’t merciful to see it
And with all the prayers you know
You know that nothing’s gonna change it or can make that shit reversible
Nothing ever seems to go your way
Better wait until tomorrow
You just have yourself a bad day
Not so sure it’s gonna go away
Better wait until tomorrow
If you have yourself a bad day
When your shit is all in disarray
Maybe take a small vacation
You just have yourself a bad day
When your luck has gone on holiday
Know that things are gonna change
And you just had yourself a bad day
Strange, strange, strange, strange, strange, strange, strange, strange
Every hour, wonder why more doors are closing
Every minute, wonder why I’m still exposing
All I am, could I be, losing my center
In a year, maybe two
They say I’ll be over you
Just don’t know that it’s true
Not sure I’ll be over you
Know sometimes it doesn’t go your way and either way
You gotta shake it off
You know you gotta come around and look and find yourself a new way
You wanna run away
Sometimes it doesn’t pay to find it in the DNA
Of every time you try and stop from having such a bad day
It isn’t merciful to see it
Strange, strange, strange, strange, strange, strange, strange
It isn’t merciful to see it
And with all the prayers you know you know that nothing’s gonna change it or can make that shit reversible
Nothing ever seems to go your way
Better wait until tomorrow you just have yourself a bad day
Not so sure it’s gonna go away
Better wait until tomorrow if you have yourself a bad day
When your shit is all in disarray
Maybe take a small vacation you just have yourself a bad day
When your luck has gone on holiday
Know that things are gonna change when you just have yourself a bad day
Nothing ever seems to go your way
You know you’re not so sure it’s gonna go away
Better wait until tomorrow when you have yourself a
When your shit is all in disarray
Just have yourself a bad day
No, there’s no bathroom on the bus.
Okay, that’s it for today. Meet back here tomorrow. AT THE SAME TIME.
We gotta schedule.
