Adventure 6:
The Hookah Hang
Song: Who are y8u?
AUDIO GUIDE
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AUDIO GUIDE
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You’re late.
What are you smoking?
Never mind. Give me a hit, and keep up.
So… you sat on your ass all day yesterday and now you’re feeling a little frisky eh? Fine, how’s about if your favorite Tour Guide (I am your favorite, right?) hooks you up with a mixed drink and some premium shisha tobacco at the hottest hookah bar in town?
No, you should *not* smoke.
Any of you.
It’s *bad* for you.
I mean, look at the information.
It’s astonishingly terrible for you.
But it’s Wonderland, so just…this… once.
Now, ‘The Shroom’ is a cool hang, but the owner? A little quirky. Okay, a lot quirky. And they are *super* nosey.
If you want it to go easy for you, just tell them. Really, just spill the beans and they’ll move on.
That’s it. I know nothing. Nothing!
Page 15 of The Guide Book. Really? Why did we even make that Guide Book?
It’s cool. Just stay calm and listen to today’s song WHO ARE Y8U? And no questions, I’m not telling you anything.
✰ Play Me
WHO ARE Y8U?
✰ Read Me
Who Are Y8u?
Music + Lyrics by Kevin Saunders Hayes
Delicious as a pasta fazool
No one can tell me better
As Sexy as a new tattoo
Predictable as the weather
Mysterious as a Fu Man Chu
And others have tried it’s true
No way you’re ever gonna hide or misconstrue
Now tell me honey who are you
I see we have a lot to revue
I’m putting it all together
I’ll smell you saying something untrue
So tell me honey who are you
You can hum it on a big kazoo
That part I’m leaving up to you
This little talk is way overdue
Now tell me honey who are you
Ah, come on and tell me, who are you
Who who who who, who who who are
Who who who who, who who who are
Ooh, ooh
You wanna draw a picture that’s okay
Ooh, ooh
Or you can sing the songs another way
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh
Karate or some cool Kung fu
Whatever is your jam
Come on remind me honey tell me who are
Blow it on a slide trombone
Louder’s always better
Ya gotta let it go now honey who are
You know you’ll never keep it secret from me
Come on and tell me honey who are you
You can tell me, you can tell me, you really can tell me
A taco or a little fondue
Will make it go much better
Some people get a new hairdo
Some people write a letter
Come on baby dry your eyes
Oh stop it grab a tissue
Before the cock crows doodley-doo
You’ll tell me honey who are you
Come on now you just give it away
Like some bad Christmas sweater
No matter what the holiday
Come on and tell me honey who are you
No matter what you’re feeling today
Tomorrow you’ll be better
Before you hit that pillow tonight
You’ll tell me honey who are you
Ah come on and tell me, who are you
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh
You think that you know, well at the present at least
Exactly who you are now since all the shrinking has ceased
Please explain if you can, if you think that you might
I want the little details cuz they might throw some light
On the what, when and how and maybe, baby the when
Of how this whole thing got started, who you think is your friend
And who you think is a jerk, is this all deja vu
So enough about me, tell me more about you
Delicious as a pizza pie
Or mushroom bar-b-q
They do it out in Timbuktu
Come on and tell me honey who are you
Mysterious as someone who has
A different point of view
Mysterious as a Fu Man Chu
You knew that there would come a time
To face your Waterloo
Hey, get a clue
You know you’re gonna feel much better
Come on and tell me honey who are you
Okay, that’s it for today. Meet back here tomorrow.
