Are Wonderland and Neverland the same place?
March 7, 2023


Never wonder again.
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People always ask me, “Kevin, are Wonderland and Neverland the same place?” To which I ask, “Who the hell are you and how did you get in my apartment?” And after that I say, “Look, whoever you are, don’t be a dope. One is called Wonderland, and the other is called Neverland. They have two entirely different names. Except for the “land” part, they are completely different. Now you never have to wonder again. Also, since you’re already up, would you be a dear and make me a cappuccino?”

Still confused? 🙄 Fine….
WONDERLAND = Hatters, Hares, Hookah Dudes and disappearing cats you should never talk to.
NEVERLAND = Pirates, Fairies, Lost Boys and hook-handed captains you should keep your distance from.

There’s more, but this will get you started.

Check it out, I even made you a chart.

Tape it to your bathroom mirror, don’t get it wet and refer to it when you need to.
Yes, this will be on the test.

If I was the kinda guy that gushed all sorts of positive affirmations about what amazing people you are and how you make all of this possible, and went on about how thankful we are that so many of you took time out of your day to complete the survey… this would be where I would do it. If you have something positive you like people to tell you, you should insert it here and pretend I’m the one who said it to you.

Great, if anything, the survey only reinforced that you’re as wacky as we are, you signed up for the right email and we were meant for each other.

Next week, I’m gonna share all the juicy details. At least some of the juicy details, because we did let you write in a lot of your own answers, and… well, let that be a lesson to us.

BTW nearly 60% of you clicked “Let me check my calendar” on “How often do you go out to see a band, concert, or broadway-type show?” We’re gonna work on that.

Dude, is that a Pirate and what’s in it for me?

Bottomline it for me: 
– Never wonder again.
– I had to include that in case you missed it the first time.
– There’s a chart!
– There’s a test.
– Get dressed. We’re going out. 

That’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy

See ya’ ~ Kevin 

p.s. Our NEW WEBSITE is all dressed and ready to go. The Socials are still in the sweats they wore last week.

p.p.s. Whenever you’re ready, here are some more cool ways you can play along:

    1. Subscribe to our YouTube Channel. Check it out. They’re pictures, and they move!
    2. Like us on Facebook and Instagram. Just one mouse click can help our self esteem.
    3. Visit the Shop. You don’t have to buy anything. The boss likes it if we look busy. Share the newsletter.
    4. Our wacky hi-jinx are for everyone (well, maybe not everyone).


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