by Kevin | May 16, 2022 | News
Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], People sometimes say to me, “You know, you’re a little snarky.” To which I say, “Shut up!”, or “Who asked you?, or “Says who?” But after I say that, I say, “Thanks.” Why? Don’t be a dope. You think this comes easy? Okay actually, it does...
by Kevin | May 2, 2022 | News
Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Wonderlandians love Cinco de Mayo. They do! They have no idea what it means, but they like the colors, and the music and the piñatas and it gives them a chance to put salt on the rim of their tea cups and well… you get it....
by Kevin | Apr 26, 2022 | News
Hi {{ subscriber.first_name | strip | default: “there” }}, You’re anxious. I get it. You’re about to go off to a foreign land, and what if you get there and want a bite of “Eat Me Cake” or a sip of “Drink Me Juice” or, heaven...
by Kevin | Apr 20, 2022 | News
Hi {{ subscriber.first_name | strip | default: “there” }}, We like the rock and roll in the Wonder-hood. Did you think you were gonna read that when you got up this morning? Well it’s true. We like music. Some music. Well, we usually listen to...
by Kevin | Apr 14, 2022 | News
Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], I gotta bone to pick with you. The day fast approaches. That special day when we celebrate the beauty, magic and wisdom of the majestic rabbit. There are parades. Your Mom buys you new clothes. Baskets overflow with jelly beans. Games are...
