Hiย [FIRST NAME GOES HERE],
Look. Be nice to this coming year. It totally can’t help how badly its siblings have acted.โ
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For those of you thatย canย read, let’s continue shall we?
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Don’t be cheap this year. |
Dude. What’s in it for me?
Really!?ย GOOD LUCK! WINNING THE LOTTERY!ย You are so ungrateful.
Bottomline it for me
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Okay, thatโs it. Iโm not gonna get all mushy.
See yaโ ~ Kevin
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