Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE],
Look. Be nice to this coming year. It totally can’t help how badly its siblings have acted.
Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria.
For those of you that can read, let’s continue shall we?
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|Don’t be cheap this year.|
Dude. What’s in it for me?
Really!? GOOD LUCK! WINNING THE LOTTERY! You are so ungrateful.
Bottomline it for me
- The Lotto’s at like 200 million.
- 1 buck. It’s cheaper than buying one of those waving cats.
- It’s cool music (it is too).
- Help a guy out.
Okay, that’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.
See ya’ ~ Kevin
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