Bananas in Wonderland
December 29, 2021

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Hiย [FIRST NAME GOES HERE],

Look. Be nice to this coming year. It totally can’t help how badly its siblings have acted.โ 

Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria.

For those of you thatย canย read, let’s continue shall we?

And listen, I shouldn’t do this, but… Iย canย tell you how to haveย good luck all year long. How?ย If you Download IF THE KEY FITS, the 1st single from Aliฦงin.โ 

Don’t you want to win the lottery?โ 

โ Good luck all year for A BUCK! Where else can you get that!?

Dude. What’s in it for me?

Really!?ย GOOD LUCK! WINNING THE LOTTERY!ย You are so ungrateful.

Bottomline it for me

  • The Lottoโ€™s at like 200 million.
  • 1 buck. Itโ€™s cheaper than buying one of those waving cats.
  • Itโ€™s cool music (it is too).
  • Help a guy out.

Okay, thatโ€™s it. Iโ€™m not gonna get all mushy.

See yaโ€™ ~ Kevin

p.s. Ourย websiteย is like winning the lotto of love. The โ€œsocialsโ€ have no idea what that means.

Kevin Hayes

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