Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE],

Look. Be nice to this coming year. It totally can’t help how badly its siblings have acted.⁠

Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria.

For those of you that can read, let’s continue shall we?

And listen, I shouldn’t do this, but… I can tell you how to have good luck all year long. How? If you Download IF THE KEY FITS, the 1st single from AliƧin.⁠

Don’t you want to win the lottery?⁠

⁠Good luck all year for A BUCK! Where else can you get that!?

Dude. What’s in it for me?

Really!? GOOD LUCK! WINNING THE LOTTERY! You are so ungrateful.

Bottomline it for me

• The Lotto’s at like 200 million.
• 1 buck. It’s cheaper than buying one of those waving cats.
• It’s cool music (it is too).
• Help a guy out.

Okay, that’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.

See ya’ ~ Kevin

p.s. Our website is like winning the lotto of love. The “socials” have no idea what that means.