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DANGLING BY A THREAD (featuring Victoria Levy) THE 411 So… there’s Peter Pan, the boy who won’t grow up (lucky kid). Well, like all kids he loses...

It’s new year. Yep, that’s an excellent example of lazy writing, cuz honestly, who the hell doesn’t know it’s a new year? I mean, it’s hardy even...

Remember a week or so ago when you were stuffing your face with carbs like there’s no tomorrow? Well, it’s tomorrow. Time to face the music. Time to...

My dear friend Emily writes a beautiful end-of-the-year letter every year. It sums up her journey of the past 12 months. Fun events. Accomplishments...

Still stuffed from all your holiday leftovers. Still nursing that sore shoulder from when you lost the arm wrestling match with Uncle Billy for the...

I get it. Thanksgiving’s tomorrow. You’ve spent the week trying to replicate Aunt Mimi's cranberry sauce that nobody really likes but it’s a...

Forget that lame “mark down” crap… you deserve better than that. 50%? ? 75%? ? 90%? ? I would never insult you that way. In other ways yes, but not...

I don’t usually get super excited. Super excited is not a good look. Especially on me. My mouth gets all crinkly, there’s this gleam in my eyes, my...

Look, I threw a lot at you last week, like Is he a large white dapperly dressed rabbit or isn’t he? In addition to AliƧin, do they create other...

Look I know most of you realize that I’m not a giant Harvey-like white rabbit obsessed with checking his watch the way most people check their Insta...