You get free stuff.

I should stop right there, but I really think I need to emphasize that you get stuff, and it's free! Yeah sure, there are awesome shows, and cool music, and pirates, and evil robots - yada yada yada - but, there's FREE STUFF.

Okay, I need to make room in the hall closet, but that doesn't take away from the fact that it's free and it's yours - for nothing!