The truth is out there. The truth will set you free.
Yeah… but can you handle the truth? Of course you can. You signed up for this crazy ride, and that tells me that you’re a cool, free-spirted, independently-minded, snappy dresser who can, yes… handle the truth.
That’s why we made The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour, a radical new online event to celebrate the release of our new album AliƧin, our newest multimedia mashup that combines singers, band, trippy Alice in Wonderland silent films, psychedelic ’60s cartoons and augmented reality.
Yep, The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour exposes all the music, madness, mayhem and, until now, untold secret dirty laundry of Wonderland.
And it’s as freaking cool as it sounds. Look at all the stuff you get:
- Daily Guided Tours of all the magic (and the dirty laundry) of Wonderland
- Exclusive access to all 13 unreleased tracks from our new album
- A Sneak Peek at the new live show
- Direct communication with your Tour Guides (and all the Wonderland community)
- LOTS of cool stories they didn’t put in “that book”, a deep-dive into all the lyrics, never-before-seen music videos, membership to THE CLUB HOUSE, and…
- Your very own GUIDE BOOK with SPECIAL BONUS MATERIAL
That’s why I’ve been sending you these weekly missives, telling you all sorts of stuff that didn’t get included in “that book”. To get you ready for The Tour. And, if you missed some of those absolutely true tall tales, you can catch up at our Super Secret Cyber Library of Little Known WonderHood Facts.
A quick game of “Truth or Dare” before we close? Truth or Dare… “who ate the Queen of Hearts tarts”, you say?
Hmmm… what’s the “dare”?
Dude, is that tart filling on your face, and what’s in it for me? No… no, I cut myself shaving.
Bottomline it for me
- The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour is only 3 weeks away
- Yes, it’s as freaking cool as it sounds.
- We called it “News” ‘cuz “Super Secret Cyber Library of Little Known WonderHood Facts” takes up the whole website menu.
- Those are not tart crumbs on my vest.
That’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.
See ya’ ~ Kevin
p.s. The website will always tell you the truth. The socials totally ate all the tarts.