The truth is out there. The truth will set you free.
Yeah⦠but can you handle the truth? Of course you can. You signed up for this crazy ride, and that tells me that youāre a cool, free-spirted, independently-minded, snappy dresser who can, yes⦠handle the truth.
Thatās why we made The Ultimate Aliʧin Wonderland Tour, a radical new online event to celebrate the release of our new album Aliʧin, our newest multimedia mashup that combines singers, band, trippy Alice in Wonderland silent films, psychedelic ā60s cartoons and augmented reality.
Yep, The Ultimate Aliʧin Wonderland Tour exposes all the music, madness, mayhem and, until now, untold secret dirty laundry of Wonderland.
And itās as freaking cool as it sounds.Ā Look at all the stuff you get:
- Daily Guided Tours of all the magic (and the dirty laundry) of Wonderland
- Exclusive access to all 13 unreleased tracks from our new album
- A Sneak Peek at the new live show
- Direct communication with your Tour Guides (and all the Wonderland community)
- LOTS of cool stories they didnāt put in āthat book”, a deep-dive into all the lyrics, never-before-seen music videos, membership to THE CLUB HOUSE, andā¦
- Your very own GUIDE BOOK with SPECIAL BONUS MATERIAL
Thatās why Iāve been sending you these weekly missives, telling you all sorts of stuff that didnāt get included in āthat bookā. To get you ready for The Tour. And, if you missed some of those absolutely true tall tales, you can catch up at our Super Secret Cyber Library of Little Known WonderHood Facts.
A quick game of āTruth or Dareā before we close? Truth or Dare⦠“who ate the Queen of Hearts tarts”, you say?
Hmmm⦠whatās the ādareā?
Dude, is that tart filling on your face, and whatās in it for me? No⦠no, I cut myself shaving.
Bottomline it for me
- The Ultimate Aliʧin Wonderland Tour is only 3 weeks away
- Yes, itās as freaking cool as it sounds.
- We called it āNewsā ācuz āSuper Secret Cyber Library of Little Known WonderHood Factsā takes up the whole website menu.
- Those are not tart crumbs on my vest.
Thatās it. Iām not gonna get all mushy.
See yaā ~ Kevin
p.s. The website will always tell you the truth. The socials totally ate all the tarts.
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