The truth is out there. The truth will set you free.
Yeahβ¦ but can you handle the truth? Of course you can. You signed up for this crazy ride, and that tells me that youβre a cool, free-spirted, independently-minded, snappy dresser who can, yesβ¦ handle the truth.
Thatβs why we made The Ultimate AliΖ§in Wonderland Tour, a radical new online event to celebrate the release of our new album AliΖ§in, our newest multimedia mashup that combines singers, band, trippy Alice in Wonderland silent films, psychedelic β60s cartoons and augmented reality.
Yep, The Ultimate AliΖ§in Wonderland Tour exposes all the music, madness, mayhem and, until now, untold secret dirty laundry of Wonderland.
And itβs as freaking cool as it sounds.Β Look at all the stuff you get:
- Daily Guided Tours of all the magic (and the dirty laundry) of Wonderland
- Exclusive access to all 13 unreleased tracks from our new album
- A Sneak Peek at the new live show
- Direct communication with your Tour Guides (and all the Wonderland community)
- LOTS of cool stories they didnβt put in βthat book”, a deep-dive into all the lyrics, never-before-seen music videos, membership to THE CLUB HOUSE, andβ¦
- Your very own GUIDE BOOK with SPECIAL BONUS MATERIAL
Thatβs why Iβve been sending you these weekly missives, telling you all sorts of stuff that didnβt get included in βthat bookβ. To get you ready for The Tour. And, if you missed some of those absolutely true tall tales, you can catch up at our Super Secret Cyber Library of Little Known WonderHood Facts.
A quick game of βTruth or Dareβ before we close? Truth or Dareβ¦ “who ate the Queen of Hearts tarts”, you say?
Hmmmβ¦ whatβs the βdareβ?
Dude, is that tart filling on your face, and whatβs in it for me? Noβ¦ no, I cut myself shaving.
Bottomline it for me
- The Ultimate AliΖ§in Wonderland Tour is only 3 weeks away
- Yes, itβs as freaking cool as it sounds.
- We called it βNewsβ βcuz βSuper Secret Cyber Library of Little Known WonderHood Factsβ takes up the whole website menu.
- Those are not tart crumbs on my vest.
Thatβs it. Iβm not gonna get all mushy.
See yaβ ~ Kevin
p.s. The website will always tell you the truth. The socials totally ate all the tarts.
0 Comments