Don’t ‘cha just love September?
It’s filled to the brim with all my favorite holidays. National Pepperoni Pizza Day, National Beer Lovers Day, National Pot Pie Day, National Coffee Day (mmm coffee) and my most favorite of all National Make Your Bed Day. Now, I do not make my bed (ask Victoria), but I like the idea that someone was so bored, or some mother was so desperate, that they lobbied whoever it is you lobby to get yourself a national holiday dedicated to the making of one’s bed. And were successful.
Don’t like to read? Victoria reads this email to you!
Boredom, desperation and access to the internet should never be underestimated.
And though planning the National Make Your Bed Day Parade does take up a good deal of my time, I really believe that not just one day, but the whole month of September should be dedicated to one thing.
Getting free stuff.
Maybe we call it National Free Stuff Month. Yeah, the name needs a little work, but the sentiment is right. If stuff’s happening in September, then that stuff is free!
And even though it’s not a good look, I’m putting my free stuff where my mouth is. How you ask? By giving you free stuff!
And it’s not just any free stuff. I’m giving you a Free Sample Chapter of the New AliƧin Audiobook. Just click here and…. Voila! You get A TOTALLY FREE CHAPTER from the brand new AliƧin Audiobook narrated by our very own Victoria Levy.
NATIONAL FREE DAYS MONTH (We gotta fix that name. Email suggestions ASAP.)
BTW, The National Make Your Bed Day Parade is coming together beautifully. We addressed the little snafu we had last year, and I’ve been assured by the agency that this year’s PILLOW PARADE KING does not drink, so we will not be hearing anymore limericks being shouted from THE PUFFY PILLOW MOBILE (although I did think, “There once was a man with a bed…” was quite clever. Disturbing, but quite clever.)
So… Happy SEPT – GET IT FOR FREE – BER – nope.
Yep, have a… HAPPY FREE – TEMBER EVERYONE! Now go get your Free Sample Chapter of the New AliƧin Audiobook – FOR FREE!
Dude, is that stuff free and what’s in it for me?
Not the sneakers! Go get the Free Sample Chapter of the New AliƧin Audiobook and leave the sneakers alone.
Bottomline it for me:
- Boredom, desperation and access to the internet – a powerful cocktail
- I liked last year’s PILLOW PARADE KING
- You can’t be too hard on him cuz National Beer Day comes right before National Make Your Bed Day
- Just sayin’
- HAPPY FREE – TEMBER!
- Get the Free Sample Chapter of the New AliƧin Audiobook
- It’s FREE
That’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.
See ya ~ Kevin
P.S. Our website is thoroughly enjoying their Free Sample Chapter of the New AliƧin Audiobook. The socials have invited last years’ PILLOW PARADE KING to be the Grandmaster of their National Beer Lovers Day Parade.