That Vampirella costume is getting tired. I say that as a friend, and as someone who drew the short straw.

Stop crying. We’re gonna make it all better with coloring. It’s like the banjo, you can’t color or hear the banjo and feel sad.

The AliƧin’s Nightmare in Wonderland Coloring Book

• 12-pages filled with beautiful detailed illustrations,
• A spooky Halloween story
• Hours of coloring fun

? And, to answer your question, you don’t even have to color inside the lines. In fact, we prefer if you don’t.

And… you get the new AliƧin Soundtrack CD, and a Bonus Download of our spooky Halloween soundtrack of Fate Still Rests.

No… your Dracula shitck is also lame. Just color.

Here are the deets. You’re welcome.

Anyway…  look I know it’s a busy time of year with buying Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups (get 2 bags), and all the coloring you’re doing… but, it has come to my attention that *some* of you have still not taken The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour.

Sigh….

The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour, the 13-day tour to discover all the music, madness and mayhem of the WonderHood. AND you just have to sit in that big-ass Barcalounger and eat Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups (2 bags).

Sign up. Sit. Eat.

Anyway… DON’T RUIN HALLOWEEN. No…not… fine, yes, you can go as a rabbit. (eye roll).

Dude, are you using that Vampirella costume and what’s in it for me?

Uh… no, it’s all yours.

Bottomline it for me

• The AliƧin’s Nightmare in Wonderland Coloring Book
• Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups (2 bags)
• The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour
• Coloring OUTSIDE the lines… yes please
• Sign up. Sit. Eat.

That’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.

See ya ~ Kevin

p.s. The website is serving Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups (but you better hurry). The Socials are wearing fake plastic vampire fangs (eye roll).