Look, I threw a lot at you last week, like

• Is he a large white dapperly dressed rabbit or isn’t he?
• In addition to AliƧin, do they create other immersive and interactive shows for my entertainment?
• What was that thing about Santa Claus and his parents crushing all his hopes and dreams?
• Santa’s alright isn’t he?

It may have been too much, and yes, Santa’s fine. And “do they make sausages in Wonderland” was not really what I was getting at, but let’s address that before we move on, shall we?

I searched the whole internet – all of it – and when you type in “do they make sausages in Wonderland”, the only thing remotely related to the query is “THE SAUSAGE MAN AT WINTER WONDERLAND” by Jessica Allen. https://sausageman.co.uk/the-sausage-man-at-winter-wonderland

I thought this might be a novel. Maybe something sitting at the top of the New York Times best seller list. If not, it should be. If you were in a bookstore (which would be rare), but if you were and you walked by a display of books entitled “THE SAUSAGE MAN AT WINTER WONDERLAND”, how could you NOT take it home with you. It’s obviously some noir spy novel about a time traveling super agent from the future who must go back to Nazi Germany in the 40’s to set things right and falls in love only to… well, I won’t spoil it for you.

So, do they make sausages in Wonderland? I’ll get back to you when I finish the book (Keanu Reeves should totally play the super agent in the movie).

Until then, the sausage making we were talking about last week was really just a metaphor that connotes pulling away the facade of something to discover the unpleasant, even nasty process behind it.

Yep. That pretty much defines show biz.

So how does this show biz stuff start you ask? It starts with an idea. It doesn’t even have to be a good idea. I mean, just look at the stuff that’s out there. It’s like they’re not even trying!

Bitterness aside. We’re on a mission here to show you how we’re putting together this new AliƧin show.

Sure you need Micky and Judy and a barn and something wonderful you’re trying to do, like stop the bank from foreclosing on the orphanage. That’s the easy part. The hard part is you need a team of people who will help you take the crazy idea out of your head and into the barn!

Okay, next week less sausage and more show. I promise. But I really need to get back and finish “THE SAUSAGE MAN AT WINTER WONDERLAND”, apparently some other super agents from the future have secretly been working with he Nazi’s and things are getting dire.

Dude, are we having sausages and what’s in it for me?

Not until I finish this chapter.

Bottomline it for me

• Is he a large white dapperly dressed rabbit or isn’t he?  YES
• In addition to AliƧin, do they create other immersive and interactive shows for my entertainment? YES
• What was that thing about Santa Claus and his parents crushing all his hopes and dreams? DON’T GET ME WRONG. I LOVE MY PARENTS.
• Santa’s alright isn’t he? OF COURSE HE IS DEAR.
• “THE SAUSAGE MAN AT WINTER WONDERLAND” is SO good.

That’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.

See ya ~ Kevin

p.s. The website has already started work on “THE SAUSAGE MAN AT WINTER WONDERLAND” Part 2. The socials are like pulling away the facade of something to discover the unpleasant, even nasty process behind it.