Does Wonderland have a weather app? 🐰🌡☔️❄️🌪🌈💨
October 11, 2022

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Weather app

Don’t look at me that way. I don’t ask the questions. I just go to the “Wonderland Question Box” every week, pull out a slip of paper at random, and answer the damn question.

I lead a rich, full life.

Okay, let’s break this down, shall we? A weather app would require a cell phone, computer, tablet or some other electronic device that is WiFi enabled.

If you repeat that last sentence to anyone in Wonderland they will pause, look pensively into space, adjust some article of clothing, turn to you and ask, “More tea?” That’s part of the wonder of Wonderland. They just don’t spend any time wondering about stuff like that.

More tea?
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So, a weather app. That’s a hard “no”. And look, even if Wonderlandians did have a cell phone, computer, tablet or some other electronic device that is WiFi enabled… first of all that makes my head explode. I truly just can’t even imagine. Nope, not going there.

BUT… the thing is, there is absolutely no need for a weather app. Wonderlandians know what the weather’s going to be. Everyday. All the time. No matter what… perfect.

What!?

Anyway… in other news, it has come to my attention that *some* of you may not have yet taken.

Really? That’s right up there with “Does Wonderland have a weather app?”

, the 13-day tour to discover all the music, madness and mayhem of the WonderHood. AND you just have to sit there. Right there. In that big-ass Barcalounger. Really. You just have to sit and click, and you get to go to Wonderland!

So, just move your thumb, or that mouse thingie, right , and click. Don’t make me come over there.

Anyway… in other news. . It’s coming soon, and with it, comes some magical Wonderland Halloween stuff. So, go find your crayons, and meet me back here next week.

Just do it.

Dude, what’s it like outside, and what’s in it for me? You did not just say that.

Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video and hear Victoria read to you. Watch Time 2:00

For those of you that can read, let’s continue shall we?

Bottomline it for me

That’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.

See ya’ ~ Kevin

p.s. The is a balmy 76 degrees (fahrenheit, of course). Do NOT let the socials near The Wonderland Question Box.

Kevin

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