Donât look at me that way. I donât ask the questions. I just go to the âWonderland Question Boxâ every week, pull out a slip of paper at random, and answer the damn question.
I lead a rich, full life.
Okay, letâs break this down, shall we? A weather app would require a cell phone, computer, tablet or some other electronic device that is WiFi enabled.
If you repeat that last sentence to anyone in Wonderland they will pause, look pensively into space, adjust some article of clothing, turn to you and ask, âMore tea?â Thatâs part of the wonder of Wonderland. They just donât spend any time wondering about stuff like that.
So, a weather app. Thatâs a hard ânoâ. And look, even if Wonderlandians did have a cell phone, computer, tablet or some other electronic device that is WiFi enabled⌠first of all that makes my head explode. I truly just canât even imagine. Nope, not going there.
BUT⌠the thing is, there is absolutely no need for a weather app. Wonderlandians know what the weatherâs going to be. Everyday. All the time. No matter what… perfect.
Anyway⌠in other news, it has come to my attention that *some* of you may not have yet takenThe Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour.
Really? Thatâs right up there with âDoes Wonderland have a weather app?â
The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour, the 13-day tour to discover all the music, madness and mayhem of the WonderHood. AND you just have to sit there. Right there. In that big-ass Barcalounger. Really. You just have to sit and click, and you get to go to Wonderland!
So, just move your thumb, or that mouse thingie, right HERE, and click. Donât make me come over there.
Anyway⌠in other news. Halloween. Itâs coming soon, and with it, comes some magical Wonderland Halloween stuff. So, go find your crayons, and meet me back here next week.
Just do it.
Dude, whatâs it like outside, and whatâs in it for me? You did not just say that.
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For those of you that can read, let’s continue shall we?
Bottomline it for me
- âMore tea?â
- Perfect
- The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour
- Fahrenheit, of course
- Go get your crayons
- You just have to sit there!
Thatâs it. Iâm not gonna get all mushy.
See yaâ ~ Kevin
p.s. The website is a balmy 76 degrees (fahrenheit, of course). Do NOT let the socials near The Wonderland Question Box.
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