Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE],
I gotta bone to pick with you.
The day fast approaches. That special day when we celebrate the beauty, magic and wisdom of the majestic rabbit. There are parades. Your Mom buys you new clothes. Baskets overflow with jelly beans. Games are played. Even The President of the United States opens The White House to celebrate with a vey large human dressed up in a kind-of-disturbing Furry, that would never actually fool anyone into thinking they were a rabbit (just sayin’).
It’s a lot. It’s all well deserved, and the effort is appreciated even though we’re still not sure what’s up with painting the chicken eggs.
Yep, it’s a right dandy party, except…
What is up with this!? Images of this awe-inspiring creature are in every shop window around the world, and this is allowed to happen!? It just won’t stand I tell you. It won’t stand.
The terror of this has seeped into the rabbit community. Rabbit children tell ghost stories about “the earless bunny” at rabbit camp. At Rabbit Camp!
Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video and hear Victoria read to you.
Watch Time 2:16
For those of you that can read, let’s continue shall we
Chocolate was once loved by rabbits far and wide. Now we say no more!
Join us in our fight to right this wrong
with the hashtag #dontbitetheears.
Do your part. Join other brave warriors committed to eating their chocolate only in a bar. CLICK HERE and sign the #dontbitetheears petition today.
That’s it. I need a minute.
Dude, chocolate bunnies!? Awesome. What’s in it for me?
Put that down. Seriously. I’m not playing. That’s not funny!
Bottomline it for me
- Chocolate is not allowed on The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour. Don’t try smuggling a piece. We can smell it.
- There’s no chocolate in the Wonder-hood. Period.
- Okay, maybe there’s a little bit in the EAT ME CAKE.
- The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour is a deep dive down the rabbit hole to discover all the music, madness and mayhem of the Wonder-hood.
- And some say the DRINK ME JUICE has a rich chocolatey tone to it.
- Stop looking at my ears.
That’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.
See ya’ ~ Kevin
p.s. This week the website is coated in rich, milk chocolate. The Socials are more like that weird rabbit that clucks like a chicken.