
Remember last Halloween? So does everyone else… and except for that episode where we almost lost the Dormouse bobbing for Snickers, and the Cat thinking that real spiders would add “a really awesome touch”… it all went pretty well.
Especially when everyone stopped screaming at the spiders, and we snuggled up to the pumpkin carved in a striking resemblance to fat Elvis performing in Las Vegas circa 1966, for the annual reading of
AliΖ§in’s Nightmare in Wonderland.
And although we can’t all be with one another this year because the parole dates didn’t work out, I thought we could still snuggled up around this year’s winner of Graceland’s Elvis Carving Contest and create some new spider-free memories together.
So here it is, that snuggly moment you wait patiently for all year long
AliΖ§in’s Nightmare in Wonderland.
Weβre all mad, Who are you?
Is it one lump or two?
This story I tell you is totally true
Now witches and goblins they scare me and you
The truth is they scare Wonderlandians too

And everyone βs dressed up
They all go door-to-door
For Wonderland candy theyβre hoping to score
They donβt get all freaked out
Donβt holler and scream
All Wonderland knowsβ¦
Thatβs it just Halloween

You know, you’re right… it *would* be awesome if AliΖ§in’s Nightmare in WonderlandΒ was a coloring book. A book filled with…
? 12-pages of beautiful detailed illustrations
? A spooky Halloween story
? Hours of coloring bliss
A coloring book where you donβt have to color inside the lines!
? I bet if a mob ever got its eye on an AliΖ§inβs Nightmare in Wonderland Coloring BookΒ it would look something like this…

… and that there would only a be a few of them left on Halloween Night ?

Well… you can add the AliΖ§inβs Nightmare in Wonderland Coloring BookΒ to your wish list for next year, along with those parole dates.
Thatβs it. Iβm not gonna get all mushy.
See yaβ ~ Kevin
p.s. The website is giving away some awesome prizes for best costume. The socials are wearing what they wear everyday… which is kinda scary.

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