Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE],
You can smell it, right?
Not that. That’s… I don’t know what that is, but it’s not my fault.
Anyway, the good smell is the anticipation of “Release Day”, this Friday! The release of what you ask? With What PorPoise, from your favorite immersive concert experience, AliƧin. (Of course I told you, you just don’t pay attention).
“But it’s only Wednesday”, you say. “I still have to wait two more whole days”, you say (it’s more of a whine really). Come on… you know I’m not gonna do you like that. I’m gonna totally hook you up.
“But how!?”, you say (with a hopeful tremor in your voice).
Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria.
By playing you (yes, just you, don’t tell the others), our brand spanking new song With What PorPoise.I think you should be more excited… No, that’s cool. I can tell you’re totally excited. . So without further adieu (that’s French for ‘stalling’), here’s With What PorPoise two whole days before anyone else gets it.*
Dude. Who are you and how did you get in here?
And what’s in it for me?
It’s Kevin, the guy with… never mind
Bottomline it for me
- I can’t help how it smells
- I can’t
- Hearing PorPoise now is really time traveling when you think about it
- Well…not when you think that hard about it
That’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.
See ya’ ~ Kevin
p.s. Our website uses air purifiers. You’re on your own on the socials. p.p.s. Why are you not listening to the music? It’s good.
p.p.s.s. Do you like knowing all the behind the scenes dirt? Then you don’t wanna miss next week’s email.
p.p.p.s.s. All the postscripts? (You didn’t think I knew what these were called did you?) Because I didn’t think of it before, so there.
* Full disclosure With What PorPoise is available today. I just didn’t tell the others, so that still makes you special. I don’t care what the other kids say, you are special.