Remember a week or so ago when you were stuffing your face with carbs like there’s no tomorrow? Well, it’s tomorrow. Time to face the music. Time to to pay the man. Time to pay the piper.

What do I mean? Well, I’m gonna sit here, sip my margarita, and snack on my Krispy Kreme while I figure that out.

Don’t you love carbs?

Yep, it’s tomorrow and no matter what Macbeth says, it’s already the 11th of January and nothing seems to be creeping. 

There’s a bunch of stuff going on with our girl AliƧin, and our other cool shows, that I wanna tell you about. And… in what is our first and sure to be a positive, reaffirming and uplifting email kick off to the new year (even though we’re halfway through the month), I’m gonna tell you a bunch of stuff that we excited about for 2023.

How do those “positive people” do it? It’s exhausting.

Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video and have Victoria read this email to you.

We’re doing a green screen shoot of the first scene of the live production of AliƧin. We’ve never done this before, and it’s with a mix of absolute fear and a naive attitude of “what could possibly go wrong”, that we’re jumping into it. And…. we’re gonna film the whole thing, so that should be pretty entertaining.

Anyone know where I can get  one of those green screen body suits, We don’t need it. I just wanna wear something appropriate when we do our shoot.  

“Remember to always be yourself, Unless you can be a pirate. Then always be a pirate.” That is my long winded wind-up to let you know that we’ll be releasing the album to TINK in the coming months.

TINK, as you’ve already figured out, is our latest riff on Peter Pan, so you know this Neverland is gonna be a little “different”. We have amazing performers (as always)and the music if off the hook (see what I did there?)

Oh, and we’re gonna make an audiobook of TINK, because she’s cool, and threatened to kiss my ass (again) if we didn’t. 

Should we do an audiobook for AliƧin? What do you think?

I’ve written another “experience”, okay it’s a new album and show, but those of you on this list that have seen our shows, can tell the others who haven’t (yet), that these are *way* more than just “shows”. 

King Laugh, our titillating new take on the best vampire movie ever made, Nosferatu. 

Just because (I don’t know why) I just looked up the meaning of Nosferatu. It translates to “night creature”, which is cool, AND let’s me breath a sign of relief, because I’m really proud of these very cool and very intense tracks I wrote for it. 

I’ll share rough tracks and other “work in progress” stuff when ever I remember to.

Okay, that’s enough. All the Krispy Kreme’s are gone, and I need to freshen up my margarita.

Dude, what’s in it for me

Are you kidding me? Did you even grace at the email?

Bottomline it for me

• It ain’t easy being green
• Being a pirate is cool.
• Do *not* mess with fairies. You’ve been warned.
• Sing “night creature” to the tune of “Night Fever”. Yep, you’re never gonna get that out your head.

That’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.

See ya ~ Kevin