I’ve noticed that when the weather gets really hot, lots of people up here like to put all their stuff in cardboard boxes, get a big orange truck and move their stuff from one place to another.

Wonderlandians aren’t really sure what’s up with this, except maybe you like to take your belongings on vacation. We’re sure they appreciate the gesture, but not sure how much they can actually see stuffed in a cardboard box.

We’ve also noticed an uptick in people wanting to move to Wonderland.

However, there is a process to moving to the Hood. There’s the visit to the embassy, filling out lots of colorful papers in duplicate or triplicate (I forget), an interview with officials to determine how mad you really are, and finally the 24 hour clog dancing test, followed by timing of how long you can stand on one foot.

Okay, we got none of that, but that’s the party line otherwise everybody would move here and then the high-rise condos go up, traffic gets worse and… we’re not having it.Nope. All you need to do to move to the WonderHood is to find the rabbit hole. No small feat. I can’t remember where I left it most of the time.Yep, find the rabbit hole and hire “the movers”. These guys (on the left). The best dressed movers, like anywhere. I mean, you feel shabby just looking at ‘em.Then pack your stuff. Card board boxes? Sure, you could use those, but here’s the thing, “the movers” come get your stuff (you have to have an elevator) and, if they remember where the rabbit hole is, they take your stuff right up to the edge…. and toss it in.Delivery time? Varies. It’s the rabbit hole and scheduling’s really not its thing.But, when it does get delivered, that’s when you’ll have wished you used bubble wrap on Aunt Minnie’s antique vase. The bottom of the rabbit hole always comes and it’s a full stop. No slow down. No firing thrusters.Just stop.Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video and hear Victoria read to you.
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For those of you that can read, let’s continue shall we

Dude, are we moving, and what’s in it for me?
​Dance monkey. Dance!

Bottomline it for me

• Home Depot has a special on bubble wrap
• How long can you stand on one foot?
• Wear something nice when you talk to “the movers”
• Rabbit hole. Your mileage may vary.

That’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.

See ya’ ~ Kevin

p.s. The website will never tell you to move. Do *not* tell the socials where the rabbit hole is.

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