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It’s here! It’s here! It’s here!

It’s here! It’s here! It’s here!

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Welcome back. It's here! It's here! It's here! IF THE KEY FITS, the first single from AliƧin is finally HERE!!!⁠ SOME of you have been very patient (you know who you are). Now, that special day is finally here!⁠ ⁠Stream or Download here....

Tingly

Tingly

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Do you feel that excitement in the air? What do you mean it’s too cold for "excitement"? Okay, it’s too cold, but if you wear a scarf you can feel the excitement in the air. That tingly “Christmas is coming early” this year feeling. Why?...

I want my MTV

I want my MTV

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], What's MTV? (sigh) Imagine a magical streaming service that played the newest, coolest music videos 24-7. Go ahead, I’ll wait. Oh, never mind, go ask your grandparents. Don't like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read...

Turkey in the sky with diamonds

Turkey in the sky with diamonds

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Today’s word is “mastering”. After slaving over the writing, the recording, the album art, those freaking social media posts and the creation of engagingly scintillating emails to send out week after week after week… one of the final steps...

If The Key Fits

If The Key Fits

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], We interrupt this weekly dose of hilarity to bring you an important announcement. Okay, it's still gonna be hilarious, but this is important damn it. Our first release If The Key fits from (you guessed it) the"concept album" ​AliƧin​ ​is...

What is this again?

What is this again?

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Okay then, I know some of you have come in at the middle, so I thought a quick review was in order. Don't like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcT4JgmBWBg For...

You’re not scared are you?

You’re not scared are you?

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Not that AliƧin is a creepy Halloween story or anything, but… it *is* a story that has people almost drowning, with wackos sticking innocent mice in tea pots, and creepy songs about walrus’s eating anthropomorphic oysters. Not to mention the...

Trick or treat

Trick or treat

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Trick or treat. Seriously, why would you trust anyone who says that? You know it’s a total set up and that they’re going to take a really big handful of your candy (especially the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups) and then totally TP your front...

Mrs. Rabbit

Mrs. Rabbit

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], What about Mrs. Rabbit? I mean, sure W. RABBIT runs around like a chicken with his head cut off, screaming about being late for this or that, leaving his gloves and fan here and there, playing a pretty trumpet and presiding over AliƧin’s...

Free stuff !?

Free stuff !?

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], I’ve given you background stories. I’ve given you interesting tales about our artwork. I taught you all about “concept albums” and how they are made. I’m writing a whole new show for you. And still you want more! Fine. Don't like to read? No...

Quit bugging me!

Quit bugging me!

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], I know you’re excited about the AliƧin “concept album”and our new kick ass album cover. But you gotta stop bugging me about hearing it. I’m working on it! Don't like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by...

Check it out

Check it out

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], So… remember the “concept album”? Seriously, it was just last week. Check your inbox. Anyway, all albums have to have great artwork, and yeah, our album cover kicks ass. Don't like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read...

Concept Album?

Concept Album?

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Ever wonder what would happen if your favorite movie and your favorite song got together (made sweet, sweet love) and had a baby? Don't like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria....

Underwear

Underwear

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Well, that got your attention. Don't like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVVvduQV8rI&list=PLiGz-S1QQzmuifD8xmYAhRdnrEtN2BZml&index=19&t=2s For...

New = AliƧin

New = AliƧin

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], People keep asking me, "So, what are all these trippy videos about?" (Ok, nobody’s asked but I’m gonna tell you anyway). Don't like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria....

You’ve got mail

You’ve got mail

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], (BTW, if I just called you something weird, or used your last name or something…. it’s because I’m using the name you signed up with. If you put it in wrong, just reply and I’ll fix it. Otherwise, I’ll just keep calling you by whatever...

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