AliƧin Soundtrack CD

​​​​Yeah sure, it's great music and all (okay, some say life-changing), but... did you know there are other advantages to owning the AliƧin Soundtrack CD?

Check this out, the AliƧin Soundtrack CD:
♥️ Is Social Media Friendly ‘cuz you always need something to post
♥️ Is Kid Friendly (mostly:) so you don’t have to worry about being a bad parent
♥️ Compliments any home, fashion, or model of automobile so you won’t stick out like a sore thumb
♥️ Comes with beautiful album artwork so your life can be filled with nice things
♥️ Is Water Repellant so you can take it to the pool
♥️ Won’t wear out with repeated plays so you can play it again and again
♥️ Is 100% original so your brain can enjoy fresh, new, kick-ass entertainment

Please push the buy button. I can't stand crying.