The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour Limited Edition CD


You didn’t think we’d let you leave empty handed did you? Come on, why do you think the exit sign is on the other side of The Gift Shop? We put together this here Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour Limited Edition CD just for you (don’t tell the others). It’s a “Limited Edition” because, when they’re gone, they’re gone. Limited, get it?

Anyway, we didn’t want you getting all weepy so we put together this here “Limited Edition” Tour CD.

Now, in addition to making you feel how grateful you are to have survived The Tour, this baby has a lot of awesome benefits. Like what? This “Limited Edition” CD…

♥️ Is Social Media Friendly ‘cuz you always need something to post

♥️ Is Kid Friendly (mostly:) so you don’t have to worry about being a bad parent

♥️ Compliments any home, fashion, or model of automobile so you won’t stick out like a sore thumb

♥️ Comes with beautiful album artwork so your life can be filled with nice things

♥️ Is Water Repellant so you can take it to the pool

♥️ Won’t wear out with repeated plays so you can play it again and again

♥️ Is 100% original so your brain can enjoy fresh, new, kick-ass entertainment

Please push the buy button. I can't stand crying.