Whip it good

 

Hi {{ subscriber.first_name | strip | default: “there” }},

We like the rock and roll in the Wonder-hood.

Did you think you were gonna read that when you got up this morning?

Well it’s true. We like music. Some music. Well, we usually listen to whatever the Mouse is playing. The mouse has a band. He has lots of bands. Actually, all the bands are made up of the same people, he just changes the name and style of music they play. This is usually okay except when you book “Mouse and The Mouse Tones” to play the tea party and they’re now called “Smell the Cheese” and they’re only playing post-punk bangers.

That was a great party.

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If you are able to read, let’s continue, shall we?

On the good side, they’re small and you can fit them and their gear in one of the Hatter’s boxes and carry them around like a boombox.

 

We like the rock and roll in the Wonder-hood, and Mouse and Co. (that was their Grateful Dead phase) have really been awesome in the studio. Okay, there was a break up, and I’m not gonna dwell on it, but there were some things I… uh, a friend needed to work out, and my friend thought music might be the best way to work through it all.

It worked for Adele, Taylor and Alanis Morissette, so my friend figured, why not?

Anyway, I’m not going to dwell on how they led my friend on, and told my friend how “special” they are, and how my friend was the only one for them, and then for no reason they stopped responding to emails, unfollowed them on Instagram, completely ghosted their texts, and they were totally home when my friend drove by their house while on The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour.

What?

Anyway, we like the rock and roll in the Wonder-hood.

Dude, are you breaking up with me? If you are, what’s in it for me?

I told you I like you as a friend.

Bottomline It For Me

  • We’re not all crazy about the Mouse’s new Emo thing
  • We’re not much on the Country or Western music either
  • My friend is totally going to be stronger after all this
  • How did they not think you could see they were home?
  • We’re not ever going to go by their house on The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour
  • They’ll have to totally answer my texts before I’ll even think about doing that

That’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.

See ya, Kevin

p.s. The website is like a grand symphony. The socials have Smell the Cheese on heavy rotation.

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