Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE],

Admit it. There are a bunch of songs you’ve listened to your whole life, and you still don’t understand what the hell they’re singing.

Admit it.

Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria.

For those of you that can read, let’s continue shall we?

​And then we come along and release ‘If The Key Fits’ last week (the first single from AliƧin) AND IT’S GOT LIKE A BILLION WORDS IN IT! What the hell’s up with that!?

Okay, fine. Don’t get your pantaloons in a knot. We’re gonna help.

We have a LYRIC VIDEO for ‘If The Key Fits’ (yeah). All the words. All the music. All the video. Call up the neighbors and break out the Riesling. Karaoke Night is gonna rock tonight.

Dude, those are the only words I know. What’s in it for me?

“We built this city on sausage rolls” are not the right lyrics and no one thinks it’s funny (OK, it’s a little funny).

​Use the damn video. No one’s judging (well maybe a little).

Bottomline it for me

• “These ants are my friends, they’re blowin’ in the wind” They actually are the right lyrics.
• “I’ve got two chickens to paralyze” is also correct.
• “We don’t need no sex vacation” yep, 100% correct.
• “I’m a skittle! I’m a beetle!” Again, you can sing these with confidence.

Karaoke starts at 7 sharp. Bring the sausage rolls.

Okay, that’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.

See ya’ ~ Kevin

p.s. The website. No words needed. The “socials”? Just really basic stuff. “Menu” english.