To say we were blown away would be an understatement. Mind-blowing entertainment… truly different, incredibly exciting, and definitely the ticket for one of the coolest theatrical events to be found.
Hey there you lover of all things artsy and weird 😉
We’re Giving Away FREE CDs!
We’re kshpresents and we bring artsy cinematic songs and scores to classic silent films
for music nerds, movie geeks, comic book lovers, sci fi fanatics and anyone who
likes a little something different served up with their live and digital performances.
“Dude, that’s cool and all, but I’m just here for the free CD.”
Fine, in that case…
Just click this button to get the goods.
Make sure you remember what you’re getting yourself into. This will get you an autographed copy our our AliƧin Soundtrack CD for just the cost of shipping!
You can donate more if you want, but only if you want…no pressure!
You still here? A little shy, huh?
That’s cool.
Well, at this point I think it makes sense to tell you a little bit more about us and exactly what’s in this for you.
A long, long, long time ago….
We’ve been making entertainment stuff for 20 years.
Geez, has it been that long? Wow, we even surprise ourselves. Anyway, we specialize in cinematic songs and scores to classic silent films. Our music and our shows are for music nerds, movie geeks, comic book fans, sci fi and fantasy lovers, or anyone who likes a little heavy metal mixed in with their classical music.
If you like Tchaikovsky, Danny Elfman, Frank Zappa, Wile E. Coyote, Primus, Dirty Projectors, Carmina Burana, Björk, Jonny Greenwood, The Magic Flute and Monty Python, you’re gonna fit right in here.
Oh, and having a sense of humor is absolutely essential.
“Okay, things are a little clearer now, but who ARE you guys?”
You are a naughty one, aren’t you? You wanna little peek behind the curtain huh?
Kevin’s an award-winning composer with over 50 feature film score credits. He’s also written a ton of songs, produced a whole lot of artists and is very particular about his coffee.
Victoria is an accomplished singer, songwriter and producer. You’ve heard her voice on hundreds of movies and records by insanely famous artists. She’s also the singing voice of Barbie.
What People Are Saying
“Alright this is totally my cup of tea, so what’s with the free CD thingie?”
We’re so glad you asked!
As independent creators we want to make authentic connections with the people who love the things we make. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there and the entertainment industry is rough. We’re tired of having to go through a never ending forest of gatekeepers and hubbub to get our creations into the hands of people who will love it most.
So… we decided to “cut out the middleman” and send our music directly to you so you know we’re actually real people and not some trippy striped cat that appears outta nowhere and speaks to you in riddles.
Although, that would be cool.
Not to mention this is so much better than just giving you a Spotify link! 😉
21st Century Filmmaker Awards
For Excellence
Los Angeles Ticketholder Awards
Stage Scene LA Awards
including “Best Special Event of the Year”
Broadway World
The Dallas Morning News
A multidimensional hi-decibel blast of visual and auditory splendor!
Buzzine
Spectacularly unique: a blend of soul-pumping rock concert, dance, and theater intertwined with a silent film. A captivating, one-of-a-kind experience that had the audience cheering, singing and ready to dance!
The Daily Breeze
A one-of-a-kind theatrical experience audiences crave!
Stage Scene LA
WOW… a sound-and-light extravaganza that leaves you wishing for an extra pair of eyes and ears. Whether you’re a diehard theatergoer, movie buff or concert regular, you’ve never seen anything like it!
Examiner
This is one magical, exciting, original theatre experience you do not want to miss.
Look, we get it…
We get the skepticism of giving your money to some random weirdos you discovered on the internet…(crazy how you can do that nowadays 😵). So allow us to lay out everything step by step and put your mind at ease…
1) Click the “Alright Already, Gimme Me My CD” Button below.
2) This will automagically take you to a check out page.
3) Where you pay $0 Dollars for an autographed CD (you can pay more if you want, but that’s entirely up to you).
4) Include your mailing address and cover the cost of postage, and…
5) Get the AliƧin Soundtrack delivered right to your door!
The CD is SUPER-cali-fragilistic-expi…ah forget it. The CD is COOL ok…
Look, this thing is a limited edition and sure… YOU MAY NEVER ACTUALLY LISTEN TO IT, because we know CD players are rare nowadays, (but then so are the hand-cranked Victrola record players and people still buy vinyl soooo…) CONSIDER THIS A COLLECTABLE!
And by god, THE ARTWORK IS AWESOME so it’ll look good anywhere you display it (including that wall in the bathroom that needs a little “something”).
PLUS… IT’S SIGNED BY ACTUAL PEOPLE.
We’ll sign it for you with a fancy sharpie 😍
You will know FOR CERTAIN that it came from us.
Why?
Because a signature is like a fingerprint,
IT’S ONE OF A KIND.
Just don’t go running it through some government database ok?
But wait, there’s more.
I’ve been dying to say that.
You immediately get MP3 AND WAV downloads!
We’re not that cruel 😂
WE ALSO GIVE YOU YOUR TRACKS IN TWO HI-QUALITY DIGITAL FORMATS, so you can enjoy the music, WITH THE LYRICS, while you wait for your personalized package to arrive.
As soon as you complete your order THE DOWNLOAD LINK will be on the THANK YOU PAGE.
AND IT’S CHEAP AF TO SHIP.
Yup, just $3.65 and it’s yours! 😍
Look… you can pay more for it if you want (we like tips as much as the next guy 🥰) but a flat $3.65 is all you’ll need to get this CD sent to you.
Literally, that simple!
Ships within 2 days 🚀
Look, it’s usually one, but we’re giving ourselves a little wiggle room for bank holidays and that grumpy clerk at Window 5.
Yep, NO CRAZY RABBIT yelling “I’m LATE!”
We hand package every order and have a very streamlined fulfillment setup. We ship through USPS (avoiding Window 5 when we can) to ensure a speedy delivery!
WONDERLAND INSURANCE:
Moneyback guarantee 🔏
If the DRINK ME JUICE makes you sick, you BREAK YOUR FACE at the bottom of the rabbit hole, or if WONDERLAND JUST DRIVES YOU MAD…
We’ll give you your money back.
But seriously, if you all of a sudden decide you hate the music, we’ve got you covered.
But why would you hate it? You’re still here reading all this crazy stuff. 🤔
What he said, you got nuthin to lose…
Okay, you’ve read this far, you’re either
A) extremely entertained by our crazy banter and gifs
B) curious AF, or
C) bored and just have too much time on your hands