You didn’t think we’d let you leave empty handed did you?
Why do you think the exit sign is on the other side of The Gift Shop?
That’s why we put together
The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour
* Signed *
Limited Edition CD
It’s a “Limited Edition” because, when they’re gone, they’re gone.
Limited, get it?
We didn’t want you getting all weepy so we created The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour
* Signed *
Limited Edition CD.
In addition to making you feel grateful you survived The Tour
this Limited Edition CD…
♥️ Is *SIGNED *
by real live human people
♥️ Is Social Media Friendly
‘cuz you always need something to post
♥️ Is Kid Friendly (mostly:-)
so you don’t have to worry about being a bad parent
♥️ Compliments anything you wear
so you won’t stick out like a sore thumb
♥️ Comes with beautiful album artwork
so your life can be filled with nice things
♥️ Is Water Repellant
so you can take it to the pool
♥️ Won’t wear out with repeated plays
so you can play it again and again
♥️ Is 100% original
so your brain can enjoy fresh, new, kick-ass entertainment
We didn’t want you getting all weepy so we created The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour
* Signed *
Limited Edition CD.
Now, in addition to making you feel grateful you survived The Tour, this Limited Edition CD…
♥️ Is * SIGNED * by real live human people
♥️ Comes with beautiful album artwork so your life can be filled with nice things
♥️ Is Water Repellant so you can take it to the pool
♥️ Won’t wear out with repeated plays so you can play it again and again
♥️ Is 100% original, so your brain can enjoy fresh, new, kick-ass entertainment
I made the picture spin ’round and ’round, so that means it’s gotta be good, right?
Did I mentioned they’re * SIGNED * by real human people?
I made the picture spin ’round and ’round, so that means it’s gotta be good, right?
Did I mentioned they’re * SIGNED * by real human people?
Seriously.
