Forget what you know about Peter Pan.
Sure, the beloved classic is charming and all, but it’s time to get real.
So buckle up people, because this new mashup of the J. M. Barrie
tale is kicking off to the “second star to the right” and partying ’til morning.
It’s time to get real and accept that the world is flat and flying is only done by airplanes. That stuff about Neverland, the Lost Boys, Captain Hook and the Pirates? Total fantasy. And Tinkerbell? Tink’s a total bad-ass.
So buckle your seatbelts people, because this new mashup of the J. M. Barrie tale is one heck of an adventure!
DUDE, I’M ONLY IN IT FOR THE MERCH.
– That’s cool. Knock yourself out. –