It’s that magical time of year again. That time when we all grab a hedgehog and head over to the tea party for the traditional reading of ‘Twas the night before WHO ARE Y8U?

So string the lights up on the mushroom, hold that hedgehog tight and pour yourself a generous saucer of ‘tea’ as you enjoy
‘Twas the night before WHO ARE Y8U?

Hi <<INSERT NAME HERE>>
Don’t like reading? We got ‘cha covered. Just sit back & relax, while Victoria reads our email to you.

​​Twas the night before WHO ARE Y8U
And way down the hole
The Hatter and March drank their tea from a bowl
The hookah burned bright, we’re sure that it’s crack
And ‘ol ‘Deedle and ‘Dumb were drunk flat on their back

The Cheshire was smiling (that’s starting to grate)
That rabbit’s annoying, why is he so late!?
And what of our AliƧin, that poor little dear?
Well her ‘Drink Me’ juice keeps making shit disappear

So don’t trust the smiling cat and don’t drink the tea
And NO ‘Eat Me’ cake ever, I don’t care if it’s free
It’s good to remember and always polite
To let the Queen win, it might save your life

The holiday message from our Wonderland crew?
Merry ‘Off With Your Head’
Is that one lump or two?

That’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.

See ya’ ~ Kevin

p.s. Our website has the tallest tree ever. The “socials” have an OK tree with only plastic ornaments (you know why).