Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE],

It’s that magical time of year again. That time when we all grab a hedgehog and head over to the tea party for the traditional reading of ‘Twas the night before WHO ARE Y8U. So string the lights up on the mushroom, hold that hedgehog tight and pour yourself a generous saucer of ‘tea’ as you enjoy ‘Twas the night before WHO ARE Y8U.

Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria.

For those of you that can read, let’s continue shall we?

Twas the night before WHO ARE Y8U
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​Twas the night before WHO ARE Y8U
And way down the hole
The Hatter and March drank their tea from a bowl
The hookah burned bright, we’re sure that it’s crack
And ‘ol ‘Deedle and ‘Dumb were drunk flat on their back

The Cheshire was smiling (that’s starting to grate)
That rabbit’s annoying, why is he so late!?
And what of our AliƧin, that poor little dear?
Well her ‘Drink Me’ juice keeps making shit disappear

So don’t trust the smiling cat and don’t drink the tea
And NO ‘Eat Me’ cake ever, I don’t care if it’s free
It’s good to remember and always polite
To let the Queen win, it might save your life

The holiday message from our Wonderland crew?
Merry ‘Off With Your Head’
Is that one lump or two?

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Dude. Poetry?? You’re making my head hurt. What’s in it for me?

(Sigh) You are so getting coal.

Bottomline it for me

• Just read the poem.
• Because it’s a tradition, that’s why.
• Well, it should be.
• No, put it down. That’s not for you. Stop shaking it!

Help the Rabbit ??

Like the new video for IF THE KEY FITS? Have our hysterically funny emails made you snort once or twice? And how about Victoria’s recitation of ‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE WHO ARE Y8U? Made you weepy, huh?

Look, I don’t usually get all mushy, but support from people like you helps Victoria and me keep doing what we do, and it’s much appreciated.

No, I am not crying. I just have something in my eye.

And honestly, the rabbit thinks he’s getting a bunch of carrots in his stocking this year. (We haven’t had the heart to tell him). So, thanks for your support and thanks for helping the rabbit *not* have a terrible Christmas.

Okay, that’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.

See ya’ ~ Kevin

p.s. Our website has the tallest tree ever. The “socials” have an OK tree with only plastic ornaments (you know why).

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