Still stuffed? Still sitting on the couch with your belt undone trying to write another witty, enlightening, informative and entertaining email to everyone who’s sitting on their couch, wondering if there’s “just one more helping” left in the Tupperware container?

I get it. You’ve just spent the week trying to replicate Aunt Mimi’s cranberry sauce that nobody really likes, and now you have to throw it out cuz even the dog’s not going near it, AND YOU’RE WORRIED YOU’RE NOT GONNA GET THE BEST BLACK FRIDAY DEAL!

Wanna know the best Black Friday hack ever? DON’T PAY ANYTHING. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. FREE IS THE BEST DEAL!

Hi <<INSERT NAME HERE>>
Don’t like reading? We got ‘cha covered. Just sit back & relax, while Victoria reads our email to you.

With our EXTRA SPECIAL Thanksgiving treat
— The Legend of The Speedwell ⚓️

That’s why we’re GIVING YOU the AliSin Soundtrack CD… FOR FREE. Just help us cover the postage.

The AliSin Soundtrack CD is the best FREE thing ever cuz it’s got…
☞ 13 Kick-Ass Tracks
☞ Every song has words
☞ It’s wrapped in beautiful album artwork
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The best Black Friday hack ever… the AliSin Soundtrack CD… FREE.

That’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.

See ya’ ~ Kevin

p.s. The website has just warmed the last of the pumpkin pie. The socials just sucked all the whipped cream straight out of the can.