Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE],

Okay then, I know some of you have come in at the middle, so I thought a quick review was in order.

Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria.

For those of you that can read, let’s continue shall we?

• I create immersive shows (“immersive” is the latest buzz word. Just drop it into anything you’re talking about and people will think you’re cool)
• These “immersive” shows are like what would happen if your favorite movie and your favorite song got together (made sweet, sweet love) and had a baby
• They’re part concert, part theatre, part silent move (and we’ve got singers, band, dancers, light show, video, costumes and other general craziness for those of you with a short attention span)

Now, other than the part about me needing cheap underwear, you’re all caught up.

Dude, I stopped paying attention at “Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE]”. What’s in it for me?

Oy, let’s just leave it there for this week, shall we?

Bottomline it for me

• ​You’re the only one that doesn’t have their​ new AliƧin merch​
• You’re embarrassing me
• I never said you had a short attention sp… squirrel !
• No, I will not tell the underwear story

Okay, that’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.

See ya’ ~ Kevin

p.s. No. Stop asking. You cannot go to the website. Or the “socials”. Stop asking.