Why the hell are they called Flip Flops?
August 25, 2023

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Look. Most people think Flip Flops are called Flip Flops because of the sound they make when you walk.🙄

What a maroon. As usual, I’m going to give you the real, bar beat winning 411 AND help you save money!

Flip Flops are called Flip Flops because they were invented by Flip & Flop Fuller, a couple of righteous surfer dudes who lived in a tiki hut right on the beach next to the tubularness they loved to ride. Problem was, Flip & Flop had really sensitive feet, and the hot sand would scorch their tootsies and totally mess up their ability to hang ten with the bros.

So the boys got the totally excellent idea to trim off a piece of one of their bogus old boards, and lash those pieces to their feet. *

Voila. No scorched feet. Totally tubular hang tens and the “FLIP FLOP” was born.

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That’s it. I’m not gonna get all tubular.

See ya ~ Kevin

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* We know this is all totally true. Our choreographers, Frit & Frat Fuller are the great, great grandsons of Flip & Flop and they told us. Scouts honor.

Kevin

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