Look, uh… I’ll just come right out and say it.

I’m a little embarrassed.

I know I should have asked before now, but you know, we’re hanging out, having a jolly old time, and I’m eating all your potato chips and what I hope was guacamole that I found in the fridge. And after a while it’s just embarrassing to ask.

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You know, like that thing when you meet someone really awesome at the bar and then the next morning while you’re making breakfast, you just can’t remember their name? Not that that’s ever happened to me. A friend said he was really embarrassed about that… just that one time.

So no, I’m not going to make you breakfast, but I am going to ask you, “You’re into Alice in Wonderland, right?” Of course you are, I knew that, geez. Asking for a friend. Okay, and just one more thing. “You’re into less mainstream music, right?” Of course I knew that. Really, I’m a kidder. Just asking for a friend.

I mean why the hell else would you be on this mailing list? 😳

So here’s the deal. So am I, and that’s why I wrote the crazy new music for AliƧin and the trippy new story that reimagines her jump down the rabbit hole. I’ve told you about AliƧin. It’s weird, wacky and outrageously fun, and the music is NOT something you’re gonna find on your “usual” playlist.

That’s why I’d love to send you the CD → for FREE. 

You read that right. FOR FREE!

If you love Alice in Wonderland (and you do), and you’re into less mainstream tunes (which you are), I think you’re gonna love the music from AliƧin.

Here’s the best part. All you gotta do is CLICK HERE, tell me where to send it, cover the postage, and I’ll send AliƧin right to your door → for free. I’m also throwing in Digital Downloads of the tunes, in two hi-quality digital formats, and the lyrics. All for the low, low price of FREE!

Grab a copy. I love these tracks and think you will too.

Just click here, go to the checkout page, fill out the form, and I’ll send AliƧin right to your door. 

Alice in Wonderland. Cool new music. A CD, digital downloads and lyrics. All for the price of FREE!

Dude, are you making bacon and eggs for breakfast and what’s in it for me?
Uh, yes…. I am, uh… you like eggs don’t you….uh…

Bottomline it for me:

• Of course I remember your name…. uh
• Alice in Wonderland rocks
• Cool new music
• Asking for a friend
• CD, digital downloads and lyrics, all for the price of FREE!
• It’s not personal. I’m just not good with names.

That’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.

See ya ~ Kevin

P.S. Our website remembers names and birthdays. The socials offer cold pizza for breakfast.