Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad you’re here at all. I’m not gonna get all mushy, and you can forget about the hugging, but it’s cool that you wanna strap in with us and take this crazy ride.

But some things just aren’t for everybody. We stopped at a restaurant on our way back from Montreal Monday, and the specialty of the day was “The Peanut Butter Bacon Burger.” I know, right?

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Now… the peanut butter and the bacon I can sorta get. But even if they’re laying the TJ’s Crunchy P’n’B on thick, I’m just not so sure about “The Peanut Butter Bacon Burger.” Not to mention the box or two of Tums I’d have to consume for the next week.

So… I’m thinking “The Peanut Butter Bacon Burger” is gonna go into the category with pickles, olives and sardines, which are most definitely not for me.

Now, I’m not saying you’re gonna need a box of Tums after seeing the show, but our savory combination of music, live performance and spectacular visuals – like the aforementioned “Peanut Butter Bacon Burger” – just may not be your cup of tea.

But you know us, we want to be helpful. So, to help you figure out if our shows are something that’s right for you, we put together a little list. No it’s not a list of all the stuff we do not want on our hamburgers. It’s a list of stuff to help you figure out if our shows are for you. It’s a list of who our shows are probably NOT for. See? Helpful.

Now, this is NOT the entire list. Here’s the link to The Full List, and very few of them are deal breakers.

So here we go. Our shows are probably not for you…

• If you’re not into laughing.
• If you hate music.
• If you’ve never practiced your acceptance speech in the shower for your Academy Award, Grammy, Tony, Pulitzer or Nobel Prize.
• If you think David Hasselhoff is a rock god.
• We’re serious about the David Hasselhoff thing.
• If you look at a 1968 GTO Convertible and don’t involuntarily say, “Cool.”
• If you’ve never put your head back down on your pillow for “just 5 more minutes.”
• If you don’t like pie (especially pumpkin).
• Or if you don’t like pie, that’s cool, but you should at least be okay with cake and ice cream.
• If you’ve never imagined you’re Captain Kirk while playing with your smartphone.
• If you’ve never been really glad your pet can’t talk, because they won’t be able to tell people about the dumb thing you just did.
• Or Spock. Who wouldn’t want to be Spock?
• If you’ve never once played air guitar in your car.
• Or tried to sing that really high part on that Journey song (When the lights go down in the city….)

We hope you found this helpful.

Now, most of these by themselves are not deal breakers, so don’t be discouraged if there’re one or two things on the list that you’re not into (especially pie). Although, we are pretty serious about the Hasselhoff thing.

Dude, is that a poster of David Hasselhoff and what’s in it for me?
Wash your hands, that’s a collectors item!

Bottomline it for me:
• ’68 GTOs are awesome
• Don’t like pumpkin pie? More for me.
• Spock. It’s only logical.
• I shred at air guitar.
• I can almost get that last high note… almost.

That’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.

See ya ~ Kevin

P.S. Our website has just taken a pie out of the oven. The socials are binging Knight Rider… again.

That’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.

See ya ~ Kevin