Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE],

Ah, summer. That magical time when we break out our favorite pair of Bermuda shorts, proudly show off our achingly white legs and stand in 3-hour long lines at the airports while munching on a $17 snack bar scone.

Mmm, scones.

Summer? Wonderlandians have no idea what’s up with this. If they want a different view, they just move their chair a little to the left.

They tried it once. Summer. Yep, one morning someone yelled out “Summer!”, and everybody showed up at Hatter’s house. They dutifully formed a single-line (there’s a picture somewhere) and… stood.

After a while everyone’s legs got tired, so they went into Hatter’s house and dragged all his chairs outside. Everyone started to talk (at once) and the line soon became a circle(-ish). Then someone got thirsty and made a pot of tea. And… when stomachs started to rumble, a trip to the pantry produced some freshly baked scones.

You guessed it. “Summer” is the birthplace of THE TEA PARTY.

Wonderlandians did like the Bermuda shorts though, but as there was no Bermuda Shorts Store in the WonderHood, someone grabbed the Hatter’s scissors and started cutting legs off pants.

The only other vestige of that first “Summer” (Tea party to you and me) is stuck in the Hatter’s hat. If you look closely you’ll see a ticket. That’s his baggage claim, and somewhere out their Hatter’s hat box is spinning ‘round and ‘round on a luggage carousel.

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Dude, is this the back of the line, and what’s in it for me?

I told you we should have gotten here earlier.

Bottomline it for me

• Get some spray tan for those legs
• $17 for a scone? Are you for real!?
• Standing in line is for dopes
• Just turn your chair a little to the left

That’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.

See ya’ ~ Kevin

p.s. The website is serving freshly baked scones. The socials are currently experiencing about a 3-hour line at customs.