Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE],
I totally hooked you up 2 whole days before the release of With What PorPoise (the new single from your favorite immersive concert experience, AliƧin).
“Yeah, yeah, thanks and everything”, you say. “But I’m still mumbling the lyrics. You know, in that cool way that makes people think you know the lyrics, but they’re not fooled at all kinda way”, you say (in a run on sentence). Fine, you know I’m not gonna do you like that. I’m gonna totally hook you up.
Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria.
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For those of you that can read, let’s continue shall we?
By showing you (yes, just you, don’t tell the others), the brand spanking new, hot off the computer and into your home LYRIC VIDEO of With What PorPoise.
So, without further adieu (that’s French for ‘stalling’), here’s With What PorPoise LYRIC VIDEO!
With What PorPoise – Lyric Video.
Dude, this involves reading, right? What the hell’s in it for me?
Look, I’m trying to help. You just keep yelling “FREEBIRD” into the mic.
Bottomline it for me
- Emojis are not words 😳
- If you Karaoke with your mask on, no will know if you don’t know the words 😷
- I think that works 🤔
- Come on, watch it. I spent a lot of time making the LYRIC VIDEO
That’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.
See ya’ ~ Kevin
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