Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE],
(BTW, if I just called you something weird, or used your last name or something…. it’s because I’m using the name you signed up with. If you put it in wrong, just reply and I’ll fix it. Otherwise, I’ll just keep calling you by whatever weird-ass name you gave me.)
Hello and welcome to the first episode of The Angry Rabbit. The weekly email series I write just for you.
Look, I’ve been crap about sending emails. But last year, I wrote and published a new piece of music every… single… week. So I figured if I can do that, I can at least be consistent with sending you a little note.
Why The Angry Rabbit? Keep your pants on, we’re gonna get there.
If you’re having trouble remembering me, basically, I wasn’t finding the kind of music, concerts, movies and shows I wanted to see. I thought most of ‘em were kinda boring, so I started making my own. Vox Lumiere is probably the thingie you’re most familiar with.
Vox Lumiere? That’s what happens if your favorite movie and your favorite song got together and had a baby. Really, nothing? Okay, watch the video.
I’m also giving you free stuff. Why? Not because I feel guilty for disappearing for a while (okay, maybe a little), but because you’re cool (and I have to make some room in the hall closet). And, who doesn’t like free stuff?
This week, I’ve hand-picked some songs for you. Hand-picked! You can get ‘em by clicking the button below. They’ll be in a .zip file so all you have to do is just double click on the file and they “automagically” open on your computer.
More free stuff? Sure, my website, always free, and ditto, my social sites – free, free, free! And help a guy out, follow me on the social sites below – I’ll follow you back (pinkie swear).
Why The Angry Rabbit? Seriously, we’re gonna get there.
Bottomline it for me
- Hate reading? I’ll always bottomline it for you right about here. Just skip ahead and you’ll know everything that’s gonna be on the test.
- I’ve been crap at sending you emails
- I make lots of stuff
- I’m giving you free stuff (no, I don’t feel that guilty)
- You’re gonna get more free stuff (exciting, right?)
- Play the Vox Lumiere video
- Check out my website (we just painted)
Okay [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], (seriously, you may wanna fix that name). That’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.
See ya’ ~ Kevin
IN CASE YOU MISSED THE BIG PINK BUTTON ABOVE,
HERE’S YOUR FREE STUFF AGAIN.