Hey there you lover of all things artsy and weird 😉
We’re Giving Away FREE CDs!
We’re kshpresents and we bring artsy cinematic songs and scores to classic silent films
for music nerds, movie geeks, comic book lovers, sci fi fanatics and anyone who
likes a little something different served up with their live and digital performances.
“Dude, that’s cool and all, but I’m just here for the free CD.”
Fine, in that case…
Just click this button to get the goods.
Make sure you remember what you’re getting yourself into. This will get you an autographed copy our our AliƧin Soundtrack CD for just the cost of shipping!
You can donate more if you want, but only if you want…no pressure!
Look, we get it…
We get the skepticism of giving your money to some random weirdos you discovered on the internet…(crazy how you can do that nowadays 😵). So allow us to lay out everything step by step and put your mind at ease…
1) Click the “Alright Already, Gimme My CD” Button below.
2) This will automagically take you to a check out page.
3) Where you pay $0 Dollars for an autographed CD (you can pay more if you want, but that’s entirely up to you).
4) Include your mailing address and cover the cost of postage, and…
5) Get the AliƧin Soundtrack delivered right to your door!
“Okay, things are a little clearer now, but who ARE you guys?”
You are a naughty one, aren’t you? You wanna little peek behind the curtain huh?
Kevin’s an award-winning composer with over 50 feature film score credits. He’s also written a ton of songs, produced a whole lot of artists and is very particular about his coffee.
Victoria is an accomplished singer, songwriter and producer. You’ve heard her voice on hundreds of movies and records by insanely famous artists. She’s also the singing voice of Barbie.
We’ll sign it for you with a fancy sharpie 😍
You will know FOR CERTAIN that it came from us.
Why?
Because a signature is like a fingerprint,
IT’S ONE OF A KIND.
Just don’t go running it through some government database ok?
WONDERLAND INSURANCE:
Moneyback guarantee 🔏
If the DRINK ME JUICE makes you sick, you BREAK YOUR FACE at the bottom of the rabbit hole, or if WONDERLAND JUST DRIVES YOU MAD…
We’ll give you your money back.
But seriously, if you all of a sudden you decide you hate the music, we’ve got you covered.
But why would you hate it? You’re still here reading all this crazy stuff. 🤔
AND IT’S CHEAP AF TO SHIP.
Yup, just $3.95 and it’s yours! 😍
Look… you can pay more for it if you want (we like tips as much as the next guy 🥰) but a flat $3.95 is all you’ll need to get this CD sent to you.
Literally, that simple!
The CD is SUPER-cali-fragilistic-expi…ah forget it. The CD is COOL ok…
Look, this thing is a limited edition and sure… YOU MAY NEVER ACTUALLY LISTEN TO IT, because we know CD players are rare nowadays, (but then so are the hand-cranked Victrola record players and people still buy vinyl soooo…) CONSIDER THIS A COLLECTABLE!
And by god, THE ARTWORK IS AWESOME so it’ll look good anywhere you display it (including that wall in the bathroom that needs a little “something”).
PLUS… IT’S SIGNED BY ACTUAL PEOPLE.
Ships within 2 days 🚀
Look, it’s usually one, but we’re giving ourselves a little wiggle room for bank holidays and that grumpy clerk at Window 5.
Yep, NO CRAZY RABBIT yelling “I’m LATE!”
We hand package every order and have a very streamlined fulfillment setup. We ship through USPS (avoiding Window 5 when we can) to ensure a speedy delivery!