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Heavy Metal Knitting 🤘🏼

Heavy Metal Knitting 🤘🏼

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], I know I just wrote to you on Wednesday. And no, I am not that needy (not all the time). And no, no, no we are not offering any NFTs of… anything! Seriously. Then why the hell am I writing? Because it’s Release Day! 🎉. Today With What...

It’s Good Smelly

It’s Good Smelly

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], You can smell it, right? Not that. That’s… I don’t know what that is, but it’s not my fault. Anyway, the good smell is the anticipation of “Release Day”, this Friday! The release of what you ask? With What PorPoise, from your favorite...

There’s still confetti in the couch cushions

There’s still confetti in the couch cushions

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Welcome back. 2022, it has that New Year smell doesn’t it? Don't like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria. For those of you that can read, let's continue shall we? Some Quick 2021 Stuff You can...

Bananas in Wonderland

Bananas in Wonderland

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Look. Be nice to this coming year. It totally can't help how badly its siblings have acted.⁠ Don't like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria. For those of you that can read, let's continue shall we?...

Twas the night before WHO ARE Y8U

Twas the night before WHO ARE Y8U

​ Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], It’s that magical time of year again. That time when we all grab a hedgehog and head over to the tea party for the traditional reading of 'Twas the night before WHO ARE Y8U. So string the lights up on the mushroom, hold that hedgehog tight...

Weird stuff you should know

Weird stuff you should know

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Look, you seem clever enough. So I’m gonna take a chance here and let you in on a little AliƧin inside dope. Now don’t go spreading this around. If you keep it on the down low then you’ll be the smartest smarty pants at the holiday feast of...

‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy

‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Admit it. There are a bunch of songs you’ve listened to your whole life, and you still don’t understand what the hell they’re singing. Admit it. Don't like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria....

It’s here! It’s here! It’s here!

It’s here! It’s here! It’s here!

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Welcome back. It's here! It's here! It's here! IF THE KEY FITS, the first single from AliƧin is finally HERE!!!⁠ SOME of you have been very patient (you know who you are). Now, that special day is finally here!⁠ ⁠Stream or Download here....

Tingly

Tingly

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Do you feel that excitement in the air? What do you mean it’s too cold for "excitement"? Okay, it’s too cold, but if you wear a scarf you can feel the excitement in the air. That tingly “Christmas is coming early” this year feeling. Why?...

I want my MTV

I want my MTV

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], What's MTV? (sigh) Imagine a magical streaming service that played the newest, coolest music videos 24-7. Go ahead, I’ll wait. Oh, never mind, go ask your grandparents. Don't like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read...

Turkey in the sky with diamonds

Turkey in the sky with diamonds

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Today’s word is “mastering”. After slaving over the writing, the recording, the album art, those freaking social media posts and the creation of engagingly scintillating emails to send out week after week after week… one of the final steps...

If The Key Fits

If The Key Fits

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], We interrupt this weekly dose of hilarity to bring you an important announcement. Okay, it's still gonna be hilarious, but this is important damn it. Our first release If The Key fits from (you guessed it) the"concept album" ​AliƧin​ ​is...

What is this again?

What is this again?

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Okay then, I know some of you have come in at the middle, so I thought a quick review was in order. Don't like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcT4JgmBWBg For...

You’re not scared are you?

You’re not scared are you?

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Not that AliƧin is a creepy Halloween story or anything, but… it *is* a story that has people almost drowning, with wackos sticking innocent mice in tea pots, and creepy songs about walrus’s eating anthropomorphic oysters. Not to mention the...

Trick or treat

Trick or treat

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Trick or treat. Seriously, why would you trust anyone who says that? You know it’s a total set up and that they’re going to take a really big handful of your candy (especially the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups) and then totally TP your front...

Mrs. Rabbit

Mrs. Rabbit

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], What about Mrs. Rabbit? I mean, sure W. RABBIT runs around like a chicken with his head cut off, screaming about being late for this or that, leaving his gloves and fan here and there, playing a pretty trumpet and presiding over AliƧin’s...

Free stuff !?

Free stuff !?

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], I’ve given you background stories. I’ve given you interesting tales about our artwork. I taught you all about “concept albums” and how they are made. I’m writing a whole new show for you. And still you want more! Fine. Don't like to read? No...

Quit bugging me!

Quit bugging me!

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], I know you’re excited about the AliƧin “concept album”and our new kick ass album cover. But you gotta stop bugging me about hearing it. I’m working on it! Don't like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by...

Check it out

Check it out

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], So… remember the “concept album”? Seriously, it was just last week. Check your inbox. Anyway, all albums have to have great artwork, and yeah, our album cover kicks ass. Don't like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read...

Concept Album?

Concept Album?

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Ever wonder what would happen if your favorite movie and your favorite song got together (made sweet, sweet love) and had a baby? Don't like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria....

Underwear

Underwear

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Well, that got your attention. Don't like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVVvduQV8rI&list=PLiGz-S1QQzmuifD8xmYAhRdnrEtN2BZml&index=19&t=2s For...

New = AliƧin

New = AliƧin

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], People keep asking me, "So, what are all these trippy videos about?" (Ok, nobody’s asked but I’m gonna tell you anyway). Don't like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria....

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