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How You Can Help – LA Fires – Disaster Relief
Los Angeles was our home for over 25 years. It was where Victoria and I met, fell in love and where, with the help of our incredibly talented friends - musicians, singers, costumers, lighting designers, sound engineers, video designers and choreographers - we were...
It’s fine. I’m fine. Everything’s fine.
Really. Everything's... fine. We went to a big ass New Year's party in a double wide brownstone on the upper west side. Yep, you read that correctly. Our hostess purchased the brownstone next to hers and opened it up. I get it. I mean, one brownstone always feels a...
Humbug – A Christmas Carol in 5 Minutes!🎄⛓️💥 YouTube This Week
Every week we share music and video (and other stuff) from our shows. Tune in today to our YouTube Channel for this LIVE PERFORMANCE of HUMBUG - A CHRISTMAS CAROL IN 5 MINUTES from the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion in Los Angeles. Bet you didn't know there was a 5 Minute...
Twas the night before WHO ARE Y8U? 😽
It’s that magical time of year again. That time when we all grab a hedgehog and head over to the tea party for the traditional reading of 'Twas the night before WHO ARE Y8U? So string the lights up on the mushroom, hold that hedgehog tight and pour yourself a generous...
Do You Like What You See 💃🏻🤖 YouTube This Week
Every week we share music and video (and other stuff) from our shows. Tune in today to our YouTube Channel for Do You Like What You See from Vox Lumiere:Metropolis. What's this song about? Ever wish you had a song about sexy dancing robots. Well now you do. Enter...
I say it’s my birthday 🥳
I do say it's my birthday. And it is. Today is my actual birthday. Well the actual birthday was [68] 69 years ago, but who the hell can even count that high, let alone remember the fireworks display and three days of drunken partying that took place in Lexington,...
Best Black Friday Hack + The legend of The Speedwell 😮⚓️
Still stuffed? Still sitting on the couch with your belt undone trying to write another witty, enlightening, informative and entertaining email to everyone who’s sitting on their couch, wondering if there's "just one more helping" left in the Tupperware container? I...
As Above…not so below 🤖 YouTube This Week
Every week we share music and video (and other stuff) from our shows. Tune in today to our YouTube Channel for Building from Vox Lumiere:Metropolis. What's this song about? Building from Vox Lumiere:Metropolis contrasts two cities - the one above ground and the one...
How to tell a Good Robot from a Bad Robot 🤖 YouTube This Week
Every week we share music and video (and other stuff) from our shows. Tune in today to our YouTube Channel for this important service announcement. Missed an episode? Get it on demand on the kshpresents YouTube Channel. Don't miss out - Subscribe Now CHECK IT OUT Did...
You’re 10 times more likely to be bitten by a New Yorker than a shark 🦈
I've lived in New York quite a while now, and I didn't bat an eye when I read this. If asked, I might have guessed twenty to one. I'm not saying New York is dangerous. I can think of a lot of places that are way scarier. I just wanted to share cuz it seemed like good...
How do you know who won a Caucus Race?
It's Tuesday and it's Vote Day, so this is your "get your butt outta that barcalounger and go vote" email. Why? Cuz if you don't, you're gonna end up with a Caucus Race. “What is a Caucus-race?” said Alice; not that she wanted much to know. “Why,” said the Dodo, “the...
AliSin’s Nightmare in Wonderland 🎃 YouTube This Week
Every week we share music and video (usually) from our shows. Tune in to our YouTube Channel for this year's spooktacular reading of that Halloween classic... AliSin's Nightmare in Wonderland. Missed an episode? Get it on demand on the kshpresents YouTube Channel....
Sloths don’t fart 💨
I know, right? Who knew? Probably some of you (although I can't imagine who), and trust me when I say, you do not want to be around a sloth when they belch*. Yep, sloths don't fart, and flamingos eat upside down, so I don't feel so bad knowing that there might be a...
You’ll think of Vox Lumiere every time you put on your underwear 🩲
It's true. With one leg you'll think "rock concert" and with the other you'll think "silent film." Don't be mad. I just went into a discount store looking for cheap underwear. Can I help it if I left with a bunch of silent films? Well, yes... probably, but if I had...
Annoying Cartoon Hands 🖕🏼 – YouTube This Week
Every week we share music and video from our shows. Tune in today to our YouTube Channel for Chapter Two of AliSin. https://youtu.be/UC30vyCghNw Missed an episode? Get it on demand on the kshpresents YouTube Channel. Don't miss out - Subscribe Now CHECK IT OUT AliSin...
Ever do stupid stuff when you’re excited? 😳
Yeah, me too. I mean this is some really high level, professional grade, super duper stupid stuff I'm doing here. I mean it's gonna cost me money. But money isn't everything, right? I mean it's... something. Okay, it's a lot really, but... not everything has a price...
More Delicious Dodo 🦤 – YouTube This Week
Every week we share music and video from our shows. Tune in today to our YouTube Channel for Chapter One of AliSin. https://youtu.be/HZFH4_tdzak Missed an episode? Get it on demand on the kshpresents YouTube Channel. Don't miss out - Subscribe Now CHECK IT OUT AliSin...
Don’t be a Dodo 🦤
Could it get any more Kismet-y? I think not. This is pretty darn extra Kismet-y, even for Kismet. What has Kismet done this time to earn a laurel and hardy handshake from us here at Hijinx HQ? Check it out. AliSin is going to Mauritius! Why is everyone just staring at...
The government manipulates the weather 🌪️
I scroll through the Instagram sometimes. As Spock would say, it's fascinating. As I scrolled the other day, I fell upon a video of it hailing softball size pieces of ice down on a neighborhood in Arizona. It was crazy, and more than a little scary, so I started...
Hugh Jackman’s Ass 🫶🏼
Hugh Jackman’s ass. People say Ryan Reynolds is a marketing genius. Dude... anybody can be a marketing genius when they have Hugh Jackman’s ass. Why do you think Deadpool’s opening weekend made like a bazillion dollars? Hugh Jackman’s ass, that’s why! Now that I think...
Is Pluto a planet or not?
You wouldn't think that question would merit much discussion... but you'd be wrong. Not only does it merit a LOT of discussion, it also merits a LOT of fulldome videos. Pluto is a major player in the fulldome world. There is ALWAYS a section of a fulldome video...
The dog ate my newsletter
We don't have a dog. Or a cat. Well, Victoria has a stuffed cheshire cat that she watches Netflix with. Nope, not gonna go into that story today. It is a pretty cute cat though. Yeah so, the dog ate my newsletter is what I'm going with. I was busy packing my bag. No,...