Look Iām not gonna be one of those guys who writes a long rambling introduction (usually because he has to hit at least 500 word or he doesnāt get paid), and makes you read through a bunch of stuff you could care less about or already know, or that anyone with the IQ of a turnip would know, before you get just one simple answer.
Yes, Iām not gonna be that guy. I hate those click-bait headlines that you feel guilty clicking, but for some perverse reason youāre just finishing your first cup of coffee and hell, whoās gonna know?
Then youāre pissed because now youāre totally sucked you in and there you are reading this thing and you still don’t know the answer.
Yes. Thatās why I told you in the second paragraph that āYesā, there are elephants in in the WonderHood.
How did they get here? How does anything get here? We have no freaking idea. People think we āknow all and see allā, but look, when the elephants first showed up we all stood around scratching our top hatted heads, and then just poured a little more Drink Me Juice into our tea and went about our business.
Itās better that way. With tea, and most things in life. Drink Me Juice and mind your own business, a winning strategy.
The elephants? Who knows. The rabbit hole does what it wants. Trust me, you do *not* want to get into it with the hole. You will find your ass in the middle of the Sahara or Pittsburgh or⦠just do *not* get into it with the hole.
I guess the rabbit hole just figured the Hood needed elephants (and they are totally cool, and smart as hell, and do *not* challenge them to a game of Monopoly, itās humiliating).
And you might get a glimpse of them when you take The Ultimate Aliʧin Wonderland Tour. No promises, but if you flash a little Monopoly money around, it has been known to flush them out.
Dude, is that a āGet Out of Jail Freeā card, and whatās in it for me?
The dice fell on the floor. I get to roll again.
Bottomline it for me
– Who thought up clickbait?
– Iāll give you $500 bucks just to get to the point
– Pittsburgh is nothing like going to Wonderland (Iām sorry, itās just not)
– If you let the elephants get Baltic Avenue and the Reading Railroad youāre screwed.
Thatās it. Iām not gonna get all mushy.
See ya ~ Kevin
p.s. The website is handing out complimentary āGet Out of Jail Freeā cards. The socials canāt even find the dice.
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