Look I’m not gonna be one of those guys who writes a long rambling introduction (usually because he has to hit at least 500 word or he doesn’t get paid), and makes you read through a bunch of stuff you could care less about or already know, or that anyone with the IQ of a turnip would know, before you get just one simple answer.

Yes, I’m not gonna be that guy. I hate those click-bait headlines that you feel guilty clicking, but for some perverse reason you’re just finishing your first cup of coffee and hell, who’s gonna know?

Then you’re pissed because now you’re totally sucked you in and there you are reading this thing and you still don’t know the answer.

Yes. That’s why I told you in the second paragraph that “Yes”, there are elephants in in the WonderHood.

How did they get here? How does anything get here? We have no freaking idea. People think we “know all and see all”, but look, when the elephants first showed up we all stood around scratching our top hatted heads, and then just poured a little more Drink Me Juice into our tea and went about our business.

It’s better that way. With tea, and most things in life. Drink Me Juice and mind your own business, a winning strategy.

The elephants? Who knows. The rabbit hole does what it wants. Trust me, you do *not* want to get into it with the hole. You will find your ass in the middle of the Sahara or Pittsburgh or… just do *not* get into it with the hole.

I guess the rabbit hole just figured the Hood needed elephants (and they are totally cool, and smart as hell, and do *not* challenge them to a game of Monopoly, it’s humiliating).

And you might get a glimpse of them when you take The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour. No promises, but if you flash a little Monopoly money around, it has been known to flush them out.

Dude, is that a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, and what’s in it for me?

The dice fell on the floor. I get to roll again.

Bottomline it for me

– Who thought up clickbait?

– I’ll give you $500 bucks just to get to the point

– Pittsburgh is nothing like going to Wonderland (I’m sorry, it’s just not)

– If you let the elephants get Baltic Avenue and the Reading Railroad you’re screwed.

That’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.

See ya ~ Kevin

p.s. The website is handing out complimentary “Get Out of Jail Free” cards. The socials can’t even find the dice.

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