Forget that lame āmark downā crapā¦ you deserve better than that.
50%? ?
75%? ?
90%? ?
I would never insult you that way. In other ways yes, but not that way.
Thatās why youāre getting the amazing new Aliʧin Soundtrack FOR FREE ?Just help us out with the shipping and handling.
You get it FOR FREE, ANDā¦ youāre getting before anyone else!
Yes sir, all the little people have to wait in line, cuz weāre opening the doors just for you. Go ahead a beam a little, cuz you deserve it, damn it!
Fine, weāll admit it, we are super excited about the soundtrack to Aliʧin. Andā¦ we want you to take us home with you (but not in a creepy stalker-y way).
50% sucks! Get the new Aliʧin Soundtrack FOR FREE ?(just cover the shipping and handling).
And this is so much more than a CD.
This circular piece ? of joy hasā¦
ā 13 Kick-Ass Tracks
ā Words. Yepā¦ every song has words!
ā Beautiful album artwork so your life can be filled with nice things.
FREE. Itās sorta like getting free money in the mail (but to be clear, weāre not sending you free money in the mail).
The Aliʧin CD is like taking the live performance home with you andā¦ we donāt track dirt on your beautiful carpet!
Stop worrying about getting The Best Black Friday Deal, because FREE IS THE BEST DEAL!
Get a move on. GET THE Aliʧin CD FOR FREE ? (with that shipping and handling thing). Tell the world!!
Thatās it. Iām not gonna get all mushy.
See yaā ~ Kevin
p.s. Take *that* Black Friday.
p.s. The website is hoarse from telling people about their FREE deal. The socials think we got a horse ?.
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