Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE],
Look, you saw The Matrix, right (the new one’s okay, not great). Ready Player One (the book was better)? Free Guy? Tron?
What do all these geeky sci fi movies have in common other than taking hard earned money out of my pocket?
Virtual Reality. ?
Huh? VR man, it’s all the rage. Mark Zuckerberg even renamed his evil empire after it. I mean, really? Every sci fi movie ever starts with a dramatic panning shot (at night, when it’s raining) to an ominous looking office building with the name M. E. T. A. on it.
Yes, I watch a lot of sci fi. So what?
Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video and hear Victoria read to you.
For those of you that can read, let’s continue shall we?
So, what does Virtual Reality have to do with us? I’m glad you asked, ‘cuz… we’re all going to take a trip to the meta verse!
Yep, we know you’ve been hankering for some live performance (so have we!), especially live performance from your favorite immersive music experience AliƧin.
So we’re creating an AliƧin VIRTUAL REALITY CONCERT EXPERIENCE just for you!
Yep, “it’s just a jump to the left and a step to the right” (Major brownie points if you get the reference. What am I saying? Of course you do. You signed up for this crazy ride), and a crazy fun trip down the rabbit hole to THE RABBIT HOLE ARENA (we’re offering naming rights to the arena – who knows the owner of a mushroom company?) where you will experience a performance of music from AliƧin.
When? Soon. We’re just super excited and wanted to show you the arena, and tell you what we’re cooking up over here.
AND DON’T WORRY. Even if you’ve never “done” VR before, IT’S EASY and we’re gonna walk you through it step-by-step. AND YOU DON’T NEED ANY WEIRD-ASS GOGGLES NEITHER. Just your computer (any kind!).
Dude. Did you say something? I was playing Minecraft.
What the hell’s in it for me?
I told you not to start without me. Now I’m never gonna catch up.
Bottomline it for me
- Meta? Really? Of all the available words. And there are like a lot of words out there to choose from. I don’t think they put any effort into it.
- I know it’s not even a fair question, but “red pill”, right? ?
- Mac or PC. It doesn’t matter (you Mac kids stop looking all smug) ?
- Look, you can wear sunglasses if you want to. They’ll look cool and that’s all that really matters.
That’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.
See ya’ ~ Kevin
p.s. Our website is pretty meta. The socials are more like the remake.
p.p.s. Whenever you’re ready, here are some more cool ways you can play along:
- Subscribe to our YouTube Channel. You think you get stuff early here? The YT gets it even earlier (and we could use a few more people, just sayin’)
- Like us on Facebook, because we’re a little needy, okay? Just one mouse click will help our self esteem.
- Visit the Shop. You don’t have to buy anything. Just have a look around. The boss likes it if we look busy.
- Share the newsletter. I know you know other people that would like our wacky hi-jinx. Don’t bogart the fun. We got room for one (or 2 or 3) more.